Pranksters

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Phone: *buzzes*

Why am I getting a text in the morning?

Phone: Marcus: hey

*screeches and chucks phone*

Rose: DA F- 

Viryn: *sprints upstairs* WHO DIED?!

Nathen: are you ok, Becca?!

IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS SINCE WE JUST SPOKE OMG!!

Rose: WHO?!

Remember Marcus?

Rose and Viryn: uHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

Not story Marcus, IRL Marcus from seventh grade. Rose should know him, and Nathen I think you met him once?

Nathen: oh yeaaaaaahh your comic buddy

Rose: OH HIM! NOT THAT MARCUS. THANK GOSH. Wait... *lenny face* Starcus that you-

Don't start shipping me with him like my parents do OMG. I swear Rose if you do I will keep you sleep deprived until you take it back

Viryn: WHO DANG!

-After Marcus (previously known as BrickFaceXD and eventually will probably be known as Toolbox but is currently just Marcus) and I freAKING FINALLY FIGURE OUT HOW TO PLAY WITH EACH OTHER AFTER LIKE 2 YEARS WITH THE BETTER TOGETHER MC UPDATE-

Marcus: *continues to break crafting table when I'm using it*

...srsly

Marcus: *steals boat when I can't figure out how and why Windows 10 won't let me move in said boat and takes me like 100 blocks out to sea and then uses the said boat to get back to land because he's on Xbox*

You're going to have karma for this y'know

Marcus: *traps me underground and it takes me like 10 minutes to get past him and get out*

HAHA I ESCAPED *is then killed by a zombie* welp

Viryn: I LIKE THIS GUY CAN WE KEEP HIM?!

Rose: he lives in the US knucklehead. Becca used to make really bad comics and have history and German classes with him

Nathen: Can we quiz him on history and German?

No cause he said he doesn't remember German as he's taking Spanish now and even I dont remember what we actually really learned in that particular history class. They're all the same, y'know? History doesn't change

Nathen: ...*triggered*

Marcus: hey I have a surprise for you! Come to this podium!

I don't trust you. *goes to "podium"*

Marcus: stand on the wool. I promise this isnt a prank!

*stands on wool for a second, then realizes this is a very bad idea and steps off it and breaks it*

Marcus: *falls straight into very long hole underneath wool and barely catches self with piece of glass*

Marcus: ...How did this get here?

YOU JERK!! XDDDDD I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED

Viryn: hOOWWWW?!?!??! HOLY FRICK THAT WAS AWESOME!

Rose: How did you know?

...Experience. And honestly I didn't?

Nathen: dang

Marcus: Ok seriously here's your gift tho *gives a full stack of empty bowls*

Wow dude. Just wow.

Marcus: Our house looks like a weird face?!

It does?? *sees it* IT DOES XD

Marcus: wait it shall be... *places some blocks* A VILLAGER!

YES WE SHALL LIVE IN A VILLAGER HOUSE NOW!

*needs food so makes muschroom stew* Hey Marcus

Marcus: yeah?

I used your gift *shows him stew*

Marcus: ...can I have some?

I only made one *drinks it*

Marcus: that's cold.

Rose: BOO YEAH! *hive fives me*

Nathen: uhhh Becca? Your Google Chrome is messed up

What? *tries to open Chrome but it says I need parental permission* da frick? It's probably because I'm doing multiplayer or something

-After I log off because it's been like 3 hours-

*still can't open Chrome*

Okaaaaaaaaaaay lemme go ask my mom for her phone real quick--

Viryn: the game pranked Becca by getting her to sign into Microsoft

Rose: See now the question is, add ons or mods?

Nathen: mODS

Viryn: even though they haven't been working? Ima go with add ons cause they will actually work when wanted

Nathen: most stuff on the Better Together Marketplace you have to pay for though. Mods are free. Plus there's no guarantee that there will be an add on for a mod that already exists! Heck, can you even change the interface with add ons?

Rose: I didn't mean to start an actual debate whoops

*comes back to find Viryn and Nathen arguing and Rose messing with my computer* STOP IT ALL OF YOU THIS INSTANT! 

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-While I went to go get my mom's phone-

Hey guess who just texted me and I've been playing with for a while?

Mom: who?

Marcus =)

Mom: Stuart?

...yes.

Mom and dad: XD

*conversation then escalates and my parents were totally making dirty and ahem explicit jokes about me and him D;<*

I... really need to go fix my computer now... *mutters* I swear they ship me without even knowing what shipping is...

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