Breaking the Fourth Wall All Day Every Day

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Originally from my HTTYD fanfic Rogue, because I decided it didn't fit with the fact that I'm ACTUALLY half-trying to do a serious fanfic and tbh i didnt want fandom wars and I've suddenly been very paranoid with certain things about that story which is one of the reasons I've come to a writer's block with it...

Have a random fourth-wall breakage with far too many fandoms in one room!

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*le fourth wall shatters*
Hiccup: TOOTHLESS WHAT DID YOU DO
Toothless: I DONT KNOW SOMETHING BROKE BUT THERES NOTHING HERE TO BREAK

Olivia: AXEL YOU BETTER NOT HAVE TOUCHED SOMETHING
Axel: I didn't do anything! Geez!
Jesse: *pokes head through broken fourth wall* uhhhhh...

Hiccup: ...there's a square me... Bud tell me I'm seeing stuff

Jesse: PETRA! LUKAS! OLIVIA! YOU GUYS GOTTA SEE THIS...
Petra: uhhhhh...
Lukas: *faints*
Olivia: ENDER DRAGON?!

Toothless: what's an ender dragon?!

Axel: KILL IT IT FIYAH

Hiccup: NO KILLING TOOTHLESS!
Toothless: -_- you do realize I'm fireproof right

*le another fourth wall shatters*

Jay: what the- hey you guys look like you're outta a video game!

Olivia: ...what's a video game...?

Cole: GASP! You don't know what a video game is?! How is that possible?! That's like not having a favorite type of cake!

Axel: THERE'S MORE THAN ONE TYPE OF CAKE?! Oo0

Cole: CAKE BUDDY?! Oo0
Kai: not again...
Zane: ...it appears we all are from different dimensions and/or universes.

Hiccup: ...you're made of metal.

Zane: affirmative.

Jesse: PAMA. Get outta that guys head please.

Lloyd: what's a "PAMA"?
Zane: the only person in my head is P.I.X.A.L.
P.I.X.A.L.: hello, I am P.I.X.A.L. You say "PAMA" in an agitated way. I assure you, I am not hostile.

Jesse: *still very triggered*

Cole: by the way, cool dragon.

Toothless: See, someone sees my potential as Mr. Super Awesome Night Fury Toothless Nightstalker.
Hiccup: ...he says thanks.

*le another fourth wall shatters*

Aphmau: SHOOT WE DONE GOOFED!
Garroth: WHAT DID YOU DO APH
Aphmau: I DONT KNOW!
Travis: LUCINDA DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH POTIONS?!
Lucinda: Travis, I am offended. I know the extent of my potions, and I did nothing to do with this.

Petra: thank god, other normal people!

Jay: AHHHHHHH

Garroth: AHHHHHHHH

Axel: AHHHHHHHH

Hiccup: PLEASE STOP SHOUTING

Zane: yes, please. It's bothering my girlfriend...
Garroth: oops, sorry little brother!

Cole: anyone here like cake?! Oo0

Kawaii~Chan: Zane you like cupcakes
Zane: •/////• no I don't, I don't know what you're talking about

*the ninjas blink*

Lloyd: wait...
Kai: is your name...
Jay: ZANE?!
Zane: *glitches a little* this does not compute?!

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