Lockdown! (Trolled)

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Me (and Rose in my head DXD): *has just finished PE and are changing*

Intercom: attention all teachers, this is a lockdown. Repeat, this is a lockdown.

Me: UHHHHHHH WHAT DO WE DO

Rose: change real quick and go outside!
Go go go! Move it!

Coach(AKA the best PE teacher ever): girls get changed and get to the equipment room!

Me: *grabs stuff and goes to the equipment room with the other students*

Rose: *is trying to squeeze by people to
get to me since she's the only "friend" I have in PE (I am a very depressing child)* well this is... interesting...

Me: yeah no kidding. I have a lab next class in Biology I'm missing...

Rose: NO! NOT LE SCIENCE! POOR VIRYN HE'S MISSING HIS FAVORITE CORE CLASS!

Me: ...RIP us. If this is real we are SO screwed

Coach: GUYS. Quiet down. I'm trying to find out if this is a drill or not, and I need you guys to be quiet!
Rest of class: *goes quiet*

Rose: ...there's people outside.

Me: what?!

Rose: yeah. There are classes walking by the gym doors to go to the track.

Me: this is an evacuation thingy?! *starts grabbing stuff*

Coach: guys, grab your stuff and wait by the door. This is a fire drill.

Rose and I: ...
A FIRE DRILL. *are triggered*

-A few minutes later-

Our(my) class: *are now sitting out on the track and bleachers since we're in PE we get dibs on them*

Rose: I'm missing art...

Me: I missed computer animation and German this morning.

Rose: but your favorite class is LA tomorrow. And you DID get the last few minutes of computer animation! You can't fool me when you talked about it at lunch!

Me: but I didn't do anything productive in that time.

Rose: you got your computer time, and I want my art time!

...
Rose: hey, at least you're not missing time with that hunk of a football player or Mr. Magicia-

Me: Rose. Shut up. Only thing Connor is is a aquaintence that I have several classes with because he and I apparently have similar IQ stuff. And don't even start with Na-

Intercom: this is a lockdown. Repeat, this is a lockdown.

Rose and I: ...   -_-

Other classes: *start going inside*

Rose: it said LOCKDOWN. But it's a FIRE DRILL. NEITHER OF WHICH MEAN GO BACK INSIDE YOU BLOCKHEADS!

Me: this is how bad our systems are. Wow. Now the lights are going to screw up again... at least I have signal out here.

Those classes: *get sent back out here*

Rose: *snorts* serves them right.

Me: KELSEY! KELSEEEEYYY!

My friend "Kelsey": *waves and gives a very confused shrug*

Some other student: oh NOW we're going in?

-the... whatever drill it was ended and I ended up not doing the lab and I will be doing it next class-

School building: *continues to freak out and flash the alarm and keep the roladons down (that's a good thing though cause the sun is annoying)

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