I did not drink responsively

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Last night, we had a theater party at 11:00 pm (which was essentially a bunch of nerds belting phantom of the opera while chugging Mountain Dew)

My friend decided to mix every soda at once and drank it (she then vomited afterwards so I would not recommend kids) but she introduced me to a drink called "mountain dew voltage" which was essentially caffeinated drain cleaner

Let's just say I had a VERY hard time falling asleep last night and honestly I can't remember what I did half of the party

Also, during our show, I had to wear a short dress, and so I couldn't bend down to hand people playbills, I had to SQUAT

My thighs are on fire

Anyway, today is the day of our last show and I have mixed feelings, but hey at least my parents are finally coming to see it

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