"Is anyone missing anything?"
"My will to live"
"So his suicide would fail just like he fails at EVERYTHING."
"C O M M I T S E P P U K U."
"Let's all talk about our problems"
"I want to die."
"That's...definitely a problem..."
"Is there a cure for mortality?"
"...immortality"
"Yes, but HOW."
"Why didn't you strip?"
*rubbing money all over his body* "too caught up in the moment"
"Yesterday I high-fived a kid and he went to the hospital"
"I weigh 110 pounds"
"That's good!"
"I'm underweight for my height"
"Nevermind, that is not good!"
we are a strange bunch
