Shitpost Stories

When Y/N woke up today, the last thing he expected was to hop to a post apocalyptic universe full of cyborg women where he would have the title of commander foisted upon him. Really, of all the people to lead a squad of soldiers, you picked the weird magic slingling seventeen year old who just randomly showed up and destroyed a rather large amount of the genocidal robots that forced you all underground barehanded? Okay yeah, putting it that way the decision seems kind of obvious. Ah well. It's not like he had anything better to do. Leading a squad of hot women sounds like a fun time. Running an outpost and filling out requisition forms though...he could do without all of that nonsense. //// "Rapi..." "Commander?" "We'll bang, ok?"

What had originally started off as a brief detour to another world for a box of chocolates had left Y/N with a job training Horse girls. In between him and his wife's adventures across the multiverse, he stops back in for a few years to train his Uma's. This is a log of the odd scenarios that seem to follow him while training his Uma's.

It's a Canon event, miles

It's Forsaken Oneshots 💫 Fluff Angst Requests are open TW Blood Gore Death Self Harm Suicide -You are not alone- Notes - Please do not advertise your professions in my comments e.g discord links or accounts Grammar warning I may be slow because of Writers Block Research School (yes im a minor) Stuff -ArinaLovesYou2

Meet Y/n L/n. A 4th year highschool student at Ohio's school for the Demented- Special, school for the special, and an absolute menace to society along with the group of chuckle fucks he calls friends. And finally after a month of back to back to back exams it's finally summer vacation. And as per tradition in Y/n's friend group, summer vacation is primd opportunity to earn some fat cash inform of betting who will have the best, most craziest, most bat shit insane holiday out of everyone. And now it's up to Y/n to decide. Will he come out ontop with craziest summer vacation or will he loss and have to pay $100 loser fee. Or will he walk away with baddest baddies? Find out in "A Vacation To RIVAL Them All"

No plot just smut

It doesn't even need a description LMAO 😭😭

This is Season 2 of my NIKKE: WW2 ISEKAI; if you haven't read the first season of this story yet, visit my profile, and there you can read Season 1 of this story.

❝𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐞!❞ ❝𝐔𝐡𝐡- [𝐘/𝐍], 𝐈'𝐦 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞...❞ ❝𝐒𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇! 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐛𝐞!!❞ •┈••✦☆✦••┈• In which Yuu, or should I say, [Y/N], is sent on many adventures! Heck, they might even go on one of your request! •┈••✦☆✦••┈• I do not own any of the Twisted Wonderland characters, as they are owned by Disney.

me ranting/banting/talking about random shit because I'm an angsty emo bean who needs a life why are you still here you should be reading the first fucking chapter m8 cover made by @barelys

please upvote and also like and subscribe if your rank in #onewheatmark is higher than this story please delete your story and account mine needs to be number one if you dont upvote and read this i will personally come for you also tw for slurs (ooc: this is technically a joke but everyone wants me to continue updating so i will for the fans ; i expect #1 on the tag every single time i post /hj)

Ehe... I guess... I am a Forsaken fan...

A crackfic about Lex Luthor baby trapping Superman. Based on the new Superman movie.

I HIT THE MAX CHAPTER LIMIT...

Stuff I've made at like 1AM on a school night

Unfunny csm memes that I did not make.

"This is how I see Haikyuu characters acting on Twitter" This is a product of boredom

Scarlet Widow memes and shitpost because you know what? Fuck canon! Disclaimer: I don't own Marvel, the MCU, the characters, the pictures, etc.

Yee look at dis crap

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