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This is the second book of my first book Memes I don't own any of these memes besides maybe .5 percent the rest usually come from Facebook, instagram Pinterest, iFunny...

!! BEFORE READING PLEASE READ THE CHAPTER TITLED "Important Update" !! this is just something to keep all my inquisitormaster stuff in (mostly incorrect quote...

━━ ❪ 𖠵 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 ❫ ❝𝙧𝙤𝙣, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙤𝙣!❞ ❝𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜❞ when y/n l/n, a third year at hogwarts, accidentally gets added into...

━━ ❪ 𖠵 𝐇𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐍𝐆 ❫ ❝𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙙 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙩𝙚𝙖 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩, 𝙢𝙮 𝙜𝙪𝙮.❞ when the golden...

━━ ❪ 𖠵 𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 ❫ ❝𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙧 𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙥𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙪𝙙𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙖 𝙜𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚❞ ❝𝙢...

*(Second book is now out !) I decided to make this book during crackhead hours and by that I mean at 4:56 am ( no joke). so I hope you enjoy this masterpiece filled wit...

🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺 ᴜ/ɴ ᴊᴏɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ tommyinnit; WHO THE FUCK LEFT THE DOOR OPEN AND LET IN THE ROACHES?! u/n; STFU TOMMY THATS WHY YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE...

in which the hp world has phones *super non-canon *does not follow plot harry potter x oc all characters except delilah malfoy go to JKR and the real author of the hp bo...

idk man, I'm bored I found these quotes on tumblr.

Very smutty

[DISCONTINUED] "𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀" 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗳 𝗵𝗼𝗴𝘄𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝗱 𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀? 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗳 𝗮 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝘁�...

memes. that's the caption 😸👍 edit: WAIT WHY DOES THIS HAVE 700K READS IM- edit: WHAT NOW ITS AT 1M????

Just like the title said 🤠✨ Also there will be a lot of swearing (because obviously) so leave if you're not a fan of that theme ✨✨

A Bakudeku soulmate AU ~ (TRUTH IS I like completely forgot it was a soulmate au, and so did most the readers like halfway through until I randomly brought it up again...

This Book has 18+ Themed Content. So Proceed on Your Own Risk. This is a Book about Various Males x Male Reader. It is about any and all Fandoms (There's a lot of Marvel...

Since there aren't many books of this i created one. In this book i will post memes, arts, comics, ships,etc. All Rights go to the owners of them

Dare concluido esto cuando el shitpost sea considerado la grasa 2.0 Pd: todo es ofensivo Lecturas récord: ⛨ 3.5k Lecturas (04/27/21) ⛨ 4.0k Lecturas (05/01/21) ⛨ 6.0k Le...

Scarlet Widow memes and shitpost because you know what? Fuck canon! Disclaimer: I don't own Marvel, the MCU, the characters, the pictures, etc.

OwO So Cute LOL I Love This Ship UWU😳😳🥺🥺✨💫💫💙😇😇😇😇😇😇😇 Dream And George OwO by 3rd owner/Krim btw

in which the hp world has phones *super non-canon *does not follow plot sirius black x oc all characters except leilani cruz, layne cruz, and tina angelo go to JKR and t...