81. Watching a horror movie and thinking: "No, don't kill him! He's HOT!"
82. Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
83. Elementary math problems are weird: "I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?"
"Oh, I don't know...DIABETES MAYBE."
84. What the heck does "z" in LOLZ" mean... "Laugh Out Loud...Zebras?"
85. *food hits floor*
Little Germs: "Let's get it!"
King Germ: "No, we must wait 5 seconds!"
86. I will do anything humanly possible to reach the remote without getting up.
87. My best friend and I can speak to each other through facial expressions.
88. "I can't eat any more. I'm full!"
"Do you want any dessert?"
"YESSSSSS!"
89. Teacher: "Turn in your homework!"
You: "We had homework?!"
90. *walks into room*
"Why am I here?"
*walks out of room*
"Oh, now I remember."
STAI LEGGENDO
Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
CasualeJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
