1. In Oklahoma it is illegal to take a bite out of someone else's hamburger.
2. In Hawaii it is illegal for twins to work for the same company.
3. In Greene, New York it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalk during a concert.
4. In Baltimore, Maryland it is illegal to bring a lion to the movie theater.
5. In Texas it is illegal to sell your eyeballs.
6. In California it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
7. In San Francisco it is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
8. In Devon Texas it is illegal to make furniture whole you are nude.
9. In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles an hour.
10. In New York the penalty for jumping off a building is: death.

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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...