Author's Note

Just some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy!

7/4/16: I have edited this story to complete only because of the kind of book it is. It will likely never be complete so I have just done this to allow for those who mark "complete" as a required tag to find it.