A Fifth Cellar Occupant

Hi! My name is Sarah!! I am ____ years old. The way to find out... "The way is shut, it was made by those who are dead and the dead keep it".

I just want to state, right at the start, what I stand for:
 #1. I am a Bible believing Christian who tries to love everyone but hates the sin. I won't back down from my beliefs and will defend them. It doesn't mean I "hate" you. It merely means I simple agree with God that you're wrong. #2. I am 100% AGAINST homosexuality in all its shapes or forms. I am not homophobic (-phobic means "fear" and I do not fear homosexuals). I simple believe in God's written word and am not ashamed to say it. #3. I am a Conservative who supports "Hillary for Prison" (even though she likely won't go there). #4. I am a Creationist who firmly believes that God created the world in 6 days and that this occurred somewhere around 6,000 years ago. #5. I believe that life begins at conception and abortion is murder. I have done all I can do at my age to further the Pro-Life agenda and I encourage everyone else to join me!

Now, for those of you who are still here after reading that, here's everything else!!!

I am obsessive about the following things:

Phantom of the Opera (ALL)
Labyrinth (1986)
David Bowie (and his music) [R.I.P. *cries forever*]

I am very fond of the following things:

Lord of the Rings
Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Brett as Holmes) (ONLY)
Pride and Prejudice (Colin Firth version *fans self*)
Jane Eyre
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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

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