1. Do not disturb
2. No habla inglés
3. Sure, for a million bucks
4. Ask me again later when I might care
5. Sorry, my grandma's sick
6. I vant to be alone
7. Warning: they call me the Rejectionator
8. Can you tell me the opposite of "yes"?
9. La la la la la, I can't hear you!
10. Can I put you on hold indefinitely?
11. Dr. Hellno, at your service
12. Okay, bye-bye now
13. Not in this lifetime
14. DREAM ON
15. First bring me the broom of the Wicked Witch of the East
16. You must be joking
17. The Magic 8-ball says: "It appears not to be so"
18. Take a hike
19. Go away
20. You're kidding, right?
21. Easy come, easy go
22. Remember, rejection builds character
23. I'd love to if I had time
24. Give it up
25. Hasta la vista, baby
26. No way José
27. So sorry you have to go now
28. Maybe
29. Oops, there's my beeper
30. My calender is totally full
31. Sayonara
32. I'm moving out of the country
33. If only I could
34. Read my lips: NO
35. Have your people call my people
36. NOT NOW... NOT EVER
37. When pigs fly
38. Go ask your mother
39. This hurts me more than it hurts you
40. Stay out, this room has the plague
41. What part of "no" do you not understand?
42. Come on, get realization
43. This is not up for discussion
44. Get out before I call my lawyer
45. Out to lunch
46. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
47. Uh-uh
48. Well now, that's just crazy
49. Here's you hat, what's your hurry?
50. Sorry, I'm busy playing computer games
51. Let it go. Just let it go
52. You want it WHEN?
53. No-siree-Bob!
54. You can't be serious
55. Feel the No. Become the No
56. Don't make me get a restraining order
57. I need to warn you: I'm in a rotten mood
58. When hell freezes overcoming
59. Silly me, I've forgotten how to say yes!
60. Would that I could but I can't
61. Sorry, gotta wash my hair tonight
62. I gave at the office
63. I'm all tapped out
64. I DON'T THINK SO!
65. Listen, we all want things we can't have
67. Earthquake!!!
68. As if! Out of the question
69. Let me sleep on it
70. Hello, police?
71. I'm thinking of word... starts with "n", ends with "o"
72. Hold on while I make up an excuse
73. Don't get your hopes up
74. For subtle rejection, press 1. For complete humiliation, press 2
75. I can answer that in two letters!
76. Go ask your father
77. EXCUSE ME!
78. I was just on my way out the door
79. This town ain't big enough for the both of us
80. Naaaahhh
81. I'm afraid not
82. You've got some nerve
83. I don't believe in the "Y" word
84. Ha! Ha! Good one!
85. I admire a person that can make up their own mind
86. Please take a number, fill out these forms, and have seat
87. You only hurt the one you love
88. Na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
89. Adios, amigo
90. YES... NOT!
91. Your request has been denied
92. Off with your head!
93. How do I reject thee? Let me count the ways...
94. Hey, life isn't fair
95. Sorry, I only answer to a higher authority
96. Negative, like a roll of film
97. You should be thankful for what you have
98. You ludicrous request leaves me baffled
99. Maybe congress can draft a new amendment just for you
100. Forget it!
101. NOT IN A BILLION TRILLION GAZILLION YEARS!
VOUS LISEZ
Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
AléatoireJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
