Author's Note:
Dear Readers,
I just want to say, I hold nothing against blond people. I have several good friends who are blond and very sharp. But...admit it. We've all met people like this. Even if they ain't blond.
sarahlet2999
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Jan: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
Feb: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
Mar: Got really excited – finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months – box said '2-4 years'!
Apr: Trapped on escalator for hours – power went out!!!
May: Tried to make Kool-Aid – wrong instructions – 8 cups of water won't fit into those tiny packets!!!
Jun: Tried to waterski – couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Jul: Lost breast stroke swimming contest – learned later the other swimmers cheated – they used their arms!
Aug: Got locked out of my car in rain storm – car swamped because the soft top was open.
Sep: the capital of Californian is 'C" – isn't it???
Oct: Hate Smarties – they are so hard to peel!
Nov: Backed turkey for 4 ½ days – instructions said 1 hour per pound – and I weigh 108!!!
Dec: Couldn't call 911 – duh – there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!
WHEW – WHAT A YEAR!!
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Normal is Overrated (Joke and Funnies Book)
RandomJust some random sayings that are very funny. My friend and I found them on the internet so I am sorry if there is a copy write problem. I also will edit the language on some of the jokes. Just to let you know! Enjoy! 7/4/16: I have edited this stor...
