Assassination Classroom One Shots (Various x Reader)

|58.| Swearing- Asano Gakushū X Reader

Warning: Lots of cussing.

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"Shit." You said as you dropped the book you were trying to get.

You heard footsteps and you immediately grabbed your book and cornered yourself to the wall hugging your book.

You were sure it was the librarian. As the footsteps stopped, you immediately closed your eyes and stuck your hands in front of you in a defensive manner, "Fuck!! I meant fuck! I mean no. I didn't mean to say fuck!! I didn't mean to say shit either!! Just, just don't hurt me you bitch- er- motherfucker- I mean- asshole- I mean-"

A cough cut you from speaking, you opened your eyes and saw Gakushuu standing in front of you.

"Oh. It's you..." You scoffed and relaxed your muscles.

"Yes, it is me." Gakushu said, "I am here to warn you about that mouth of yours."

"You mean the swearing thing?"

"Yes, I mean the swearing thing," Gakushuu said as if it was obvious, "Because as a prestigious student from a prestigious school, you need to learn manners."

You rolled your eyes, "Manners are being taught in every school, Gakushuu."

His eyes widend in surprise, "Did you just call me by my first name?"

"Why yes I did, Gakushuu." You smirked as you emphasized the name, "Problem?"

"Yes I have-"

"Is it because you don't want your first name being spoken by a dirty mouth?"

He furrowed his eyebrows, "I have no intention of you dirtying my name."

"Hmph," You stuck your tongue out as he started to walk away, "Fucking hot bastard." You murmured.

**

"(L/N)-san." Your teacher called.

You calmly stood up, "Yes."

"Would you please state examples of English words that has no word in Japanese."

"Gladly," You coughed, "Fuck is to fakku as shit is to Gakushuu."

The teacher sweat dropped, "Uh. Yes. Thank you. Please take your seat. How about Asano-kun?"

"Yes," Gakushuu stood up as you sat down, "Bitch is to (L/N) as well as motherfucker." He gave a small smile at you and sat down.

The teacher coughed, "Well, It would be much appreciated if you used appropriate language."

You raised your hand, "Sensei, but I believe what I said was correct."

Gakushuu coughed, "And I am quite sure that what I have said was obvious."

"See, he's becoming shit at the moment," You said, "And aren't you proud to be living up to your name," You smirked at the boy, "Shit is to Gakushuu."

Before Gakushuu could object the teacher clapped his hands, "All right you two. (L/N)-san and Asano-kun, I hope that you both know very well that you are prohibited to say those words. I am not to hear it again or see this behavior," He shot a look at Gakushuu, telling him that the last 3 lines were meant for him, "Am I understood?"

"Yes, sir." You both mumbled.

"Then let us resume class."

**

You sat at the roof with untouched bread in your hand, looking down below.

The door creaked open revealing Gakushuu walking towards you.

"It is your fault that we both have been acting like fools earlier." He said.

You rolled your eyes, "Just go shit and eat it."

He only chuckled in response. You shot him a glare and gasped, "Oh my fucking goodness!" You pretended to be shocked and concerned, "Did I just hurt the motherfucker's feelings?"

He chuckled again and bent down.
You scoffed and went back to looking down on the peasants happily chitchatting with each other.

"(L/N)." He said and combed your hair towards him, laying it down on your shoulder.

His sudden actions caused you to blush, "Hey-" You stopped talking when you met with his violet eyes.

"A beautiful lady should say beautiful words." He said.

You were surprised by his words, 'Is he hitting on me?'

"Not fuck or shit or asshole or dickless-"

"I do not say dickless-"

"Or any of those foul words." He said and stood up, "Only beautiful words as a beautiful lady like you should." He smiled and walked away leaving your face flushed.

"WHY...." You said, "WHY YOU ASSHOLE!!!! I'LL SAY BEAUTIFUL WORDS LOUD AND CLEAR!! FUCK YOU AND BITCH AND ASSHOLE AND SHITMONGER AND FUCK YOU AGAIN!!!"

**End

Gakushuu: *snaps finger sassily in a Z formation* Nuh-uh!! I said beautiful words for a beautiful woman like you. Bitch.

Well that was very uncomforable to write. I liked the idea of the 'beautiful words for a beautiful lady thing'. So I had to make the reader cuss a lot. I hope it didn't make you uncomfortable reading it. ^^

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