Assassination Classroom One Shots (Various x Reader)

|21.| Drunk!Akabane Karma X Reader

Requested by: panda-sempai

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It was lunch break and Karma came back after skipping classes.

"Karmaaa~" You poked him, "Why'd you skip classes again? You won't be able to graduate you know." You said.

"(L/N)-chan," He smiled, "Are you my mother?"

You got your gun, "I'm sorry what?" You smiled.

"Nothing~" He said and stuck his tongue out.

'I wonder how he's like when he's drunk. I've got some alcohol sooo....'

You puffed your cheeks, "Wanna make a bet or something?" You asked.

"For what?" He asked.

"No reason~ Just bored." You said.

"Okay then." He said.

"Great!! The loser gets do one thing the winner says," You said. "Let's bet on Nagisa. I bet he's going to trip any minute."

"Hmm. Then I bet I can remove his ponytails." Karma said.

"Okay." You said, "Nagisaaa!!" You called.

Nagisa turned to you, "What is it (L/N)-san?"

"Come here for a minute." You smiled.

"Uh. Okay." He said and ran to you.

"Oh look!! Sugino's baseball!! Watch out, you might trip!" You snickered.

"Huh?" Nagisa asked and looked down. You quickly ran to his direction and stuck your leg in the way of Nagisa's foot. You gave Karma a smirk which meant, 'I won'.

"Uwaah!" Nagisa said and fell.

"Oh my. Are you alright?" You asked faking the concern in your voice and reached your hand out.

"Wha?? You tripped me!!" Nagisa cried. Karma approached the both of you.

"Aww. Nagisa-kun fell." Karma said, "Here, allow me to help you." Karma brushed your hand.

Nagisa made a poker face, and hesitantly reached for Karma's hand. Karma then pulled his ponytails, "Oops. I thought they were your hands." He said.

"How could you mistake hair for hands??" Nagisa asked. Karma replied by simply sticking out his tongue again.

"Anyway, we're sorry Nagisa." You apologized and helped him get up.

"I'll call you when Karma's drunk." You whispered in Nagisa's ear, causing Nagisa to sweatdrop.

"Byeee." You said and turned to Karma, "Ha. I won." You said.

"You cheated, (L/N)-chan." He said.

"I didn't say that cheating isn't allowed." You said, "But whatever, bow down to the winner, the one who beat the arrogant Karma, the one who finally made Karma do something for somebody out of his own will!! All hail the mighty (L/N) (F/N)!! Bwahaha!!!" You laughed.

As you were busy laughing, you got a small pebble and threw it to Karma, "In yo' face Karma!!!" It hit him, but of course, it had no effect.

He chuckled, "Are you done?"

You raised your finger, "Apparantly not." And picked up another pebble and threw it at him, "Since I beat you, you ain't so high and mighty now, are you?? I feel awesome!! It's as if, I accomplished something that nobody has done before!! Ha!! I'm the most amazing person alive!!" You yelled.