I was tired from all the book planning, sketching, cleaning and shiz then went to my phone to stalk my friends on Skype. Midway through stalking. . .
Dad: Are you on Skype again?!
Me: 0-0 Y-yea. . .
Dad: >_> Is the boy there?
Me: Y-you mean Annad?
Dad; yea. I'm telling you that you should *blah blah blah too young to have a boyfriend blah blah blah I'm a teen now blah blah blah*
Dad: Okay?! I'm gonna kill you! Tell me about him!
Me: *sweats heavily* . . . . . Dad.
Dad: What?! Tell me!
Me: *thinks* (I'm sorry, Annad!) *stutters* H-he's. . . He's gay, so he's not a problem at all ^_^;;
Dad: *raises eyebrow* Prove it that I should believe you and not shut down your account.
Me: H-he's like a mother to us. . . He tells me to start acting like a girl and worries over us. . . Crushes on Justin Bieber. . . H-he loves flowers and grass. . . .
Dad: Oh. . . Okay ^_^ You're free to go. Tell him that he should give advice on how to be feminine *goes back to XBox*
Me: *goes to my room and faints*
=_= I can't believe what I just said. . .
YOU ARE READING
Book of Burning Random Insanity
RandomMy previous one stopped posting more stories for some reason =_= So here's a new one where I post updates and other random stuff!
