me vs a Full Fledged Otaku

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My brother was chatting with an online friend of his and his friend asked for suggestions on what anime to watch. So my brother handed me his device.

Me: have you watched Tokyo Ghoul?

Guy: Yea. I just finished it.

Me: Oh. . . Sword Art Online is amazing, Code Geass as well, maybe watch Angel Beats, Clannad and Anohana.

Guy: I already finished those. Damn those feels.

Me: Uhhhh. . . . Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya, Mekaku City Actors, Black Rock Shooter.

Guy: I loved them all! And something tells me you're a Vocaloid fan ;D

Me: Yea. Anyways. Guilty Crown, Parasyte, or Mirai Nikki?

Guy: Watched them all.

Me: Toradora, Full metal Alchemist, Baka and Test, Attack on Titan, Death note

Guy: Done

Me: Uhhhh. . . Kuroku no Basuke, Black Butler, Hayate the Combat Butler, Vampire Knight, Lovely Complex, Zero no Tsukiyama, Sengoku Basara, One Piece, or Black Lagoon

Guy: *checks all* I watched some of them, the rest are halfway.

Me: Uhhhh. . . (Fuck!) Inuyasha, Hetalia, RBWY?

Guy: I watched them all.

Me: o_e How about. . . Uhhhh. . . (Last shot) . . . . . Fairy Tail, Uta no Prince-sama, or Corpse Party.

Guy: all done.

Me: AGH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! GOOGLE SOME SHIT OR JUST WATCH SOME DAMN HENTAI! *throws tablet at brother and hears their voices*

Guy: Please tell your sister thanks. . .

Brothee: You're lucky you escaped alive.

Me: I CAN HEAR YOU, ASSHOLE


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