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Its All About Halal Jokes -SaimaMumtaz 30/08/2016 - #69 in Random

She deals in formulas and deadlines no space for messy feelings or flirty distractions. Camilla Eleina Herrera, top Accountancy student in Ateneo, built her world on logic and precision. Numbers don't lie people do. So when a certain Journalism major starts flooding her inbox with puns, persistence, and painfully bad pick-up lines, she does what any sane, no-nonsense girl would do: she blocks him. Or tries to. Benedict Joaquin Gomez is chaos wrapped in charm loud where she's quiet, playful where she's calculated. He's everything she swore she'd avoid, yet somehow, he's everywhere. And the more she ignores him, the harder he's determined to get her attention. She thought her story was already written. But what if the most unexpected plot twist is the one that finally cracks her numbers-first heart?

BYO rizz ;) look i never said they were good ( i made up some of these myself but a lot i just heard from other sources x)

a collection of cheesy pickup lines from the internet

Just a few pick up lines that you are allowed to use.

One Piece pick up lines! Not just from the Straw hat crew, but many others as well! *they're probably shit* (credit to the owner if it has already been said before I have :) )

It's a book with many cheesy pick up lines jokes, comebacks, and sarcastic remarks, or even riddles. Disclaimer: I didn't come up with them.

idk I'm just bored some of the numbers are probably off

This will be my first book and obviously it will be dirty cause being dirty is fun Some of these I have thought of with my dirty mind and others come from http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/crude.html and also good jokes.com most of them are for. me though now this once again is very dirty only read if u can handle it or just enjoy it Have fun and thanks for reading

Well there relateable posts a few akward moments and also a few jokes

"Wouldn't it be the perfect crime?" Draco purred seductively at the shell of her ear. "Crime?" Hermione forced the words out of her trembling lips. "If I stole your heart and you stole mine?" Draco's voice was smooth and enticingly delicious. "I-I" Hermione sputtered. "Ran out of pickup lines, Granger?" the blond bastard smiled, "I win... again." EWE 2 years (love/sex/pickuplines)

Very childish I started this when I was in high school and im an adult now! Book is finish never continuing

A lighthearted compilation of non-related short chapters where Stray Kids use pickup lines on each other! Prepare for laughs, blushes, and plenty of secondhand embarrassment.

This is the second book, enjoy this shit. Warning: Viewer discretion is advised.

Just pickup lines. Hue hue! Cute and Cheesy. Some OG ones. Some not original.

These are some pick up lines made from us or from the Internet...Mostly made from us

Hear me complain 100% original and legit And made by me 99% savageness 98% creativity 97% bitchy 96% assholery 15% stupidity Don't steal, or I'll witchhunt the fucc outta you bitch 👹

"what are you doing?" "I'm checking to see if you were made in heaven". [ bap bang yongguk fanfic ] [ alternative universe]

No, I didn't misspell the title. Although its super likely cause, well, it is me after all. Anyway if you wanna know more come and read it......na na na na na na n- sorry im not sorry.

Shutting down pick up lines. Sassy remarks to witty pick up lines. Pick up lines provided by @harrytuals Cover made my @harrytuals