Pickup Stories

"𝗜𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝗼 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝘂𝗽 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝘁𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗻? 𝗔𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝗹𝗹, 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗼?" ...

❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞ Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to b...

BYO rizz ;) look i never said they were good ( i made up some of these myself but a lot i just heard from other sources x)

Unknown number: are you related to yoda? Cause yodalicious Me: excuse me? Unknown number: wrong number Me: yep In which a young girl gets texted by a sarcastic, loving t...

((Completed)) You think you're funny? Well welcome to the next step, the mother of A L L Groans at the party. BAD PICKUP LINES *EVIL MUSIC PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE* So, i...

Like the title says This is some of the best pickup lines ever and I guarantee they are all funny. Disclaimer: I did not make any of these Please enjoy. If you...

Keefe's a total Keeper. That's why you want to know his Pick-Up lines. *warning* each pickup line is extremely cheesy, best stay away if you're lactose intolerant *also...

Stiles: You're supposed to be dead. Me: You're supposed to know no one stays dead in this town. In which Lilac Sky comes back from the dead, just to have more death thre...

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Jinyoung runs a roadside lemonade stand and once Jaebum sees him he can't get enough of him. "If life gave you lemons would you go on a date with me?" "No...

Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book. This book has...

🎀ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕣 𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡 𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕝𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕤 🎀 𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕦 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡 𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝔸𝕟𝕕...

Warning: Might get a heart attack due to excess of laughing. :-) Here are some kind of jokes which I would like to share So if you all love jokes , please do read it...

Pick up lines and other raunchy remarks from my lil' mind. I'm sorry in advance. >> all lines/jokes are from my mind, unless said otherwise, please do not steal &l...

a lot of funny inappropriate pickup lines that I hope make you laugh.

Love has lost meaning in Sky's lifetime. Her bruises never seem to go away. Her boyfriend is literally killing her slowly. Her parents beat her to numb their pain. But w...

Some of them are mine - some of them are from the Internet. Have fun~! They are really cringey by the way~ (There are probably spoilers) Highest ranking: #46 in random ...

This is part 2 of one piece pickup lines. This will continue from the first book. If you have not read the first book then I suggest you do. Wouldn't want to miss out on...

Girl-on-girl pick up lines that vary from Tumblr cliche to highly sexual. Innocent birds have mating calls; pussy devouring wolves have kinky pickup lines. TW: SEXUAL TH...

Some pick up lines that'll make you laugh :) Disclaimer: I did not make all of these. Highest Rank: |#14 in jokes 03.08.18| |#86 in humor 27.05.17|