Pickup Stories

BYO rizz ;) look i never said they were good ( i made up some of these myself but a lot i just heard from other sources x)

Guaranteed to make you laugh! Cover by: @So_Happily ^_^

Just a warning, get ready for the most cringy, cheesiest lines ever in the book of Pick Up Lines!

Not a story, just an idea someone is welcome to run with. What if Charlie Swan was actually Charlie Weasley? What if he had an adopted daughter from his time in Romania named Fallon and Bella was actually his step-daughter? Paul Lahote ship *All characters, settings and plot points belong to Stephanie Meyer and JK Rowling, other than those of my original character Fallon, THEY ARE NOT MINE. Images are found on google and are in no way mine!!!*

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Pick up lines

Warning: some people in the past have gotten offended. If you get offended be nice and point it out and don't behave like a bih. Just cringe pick up lines 10000000% will (not) work Cover by helpimobsessed2

Some pick up lines that'll make you laugh :) Disclaimer: I did not make all of these. Highest Rank: |#14 in jokes 03.08.18| |#86 in humor 27.05.17|

These are the pickup lines for you! From cheesy and cute to rude and crude! They are all jam packed into one spot for you to find! Enjoy please and please comment ones I haven't already got! Thank you! *I do not claim to own these lines. I find them off the Internet or ones I have heard before. All jammed into one spot for you!*

Random pickup lines. (I had a kick ass cover but Wattpad took it off, so sorry about the cover lovelies.)

Not all of this are mine. Please vote and comment.

Literally made this because i was bored one day

The 21st Century has developed it's own pick up lines. *These are not mines, I found these on the internet*

Pick up lines. Enough said

This book is a collection of the funniest pickup lines on the Internet.

When Tessa Williams goes on an extracurricular outdoor education camp for her Year Eleven school camp, it's on the way back when the Ol' Blue Ute breaks down. In the middle of a town in the middle of nowhere. Problem one; the group of three girls have had that worst time at their camp Problem two; they have been by themselves for a full week Problem three; none of them have their phones to call for help and the only people who will help them are an old couple who don't own a telephone Problem four; they've landed themselves in a town where the forest is thick and wolves are spotted The only good thing is that they've just had a week of roughing it out in the bush and even if they hated the camp, they knew the basics to survive. Tessa and her friends however have been targeted. By the residents that live in this small town with no name. Trouble arises and things aren't going right. Current Cover by: nillyxx Previous Covers by: IsaSecret

just few pickup lines for ykk

Everyone in school is scared of him Everyone in school hates her He only talks to his friends and communicates with other people when he has to Nobody will talk to her even if they have to Everybody avoids him Everybody hurts her Ryder; and 18 year old senior at Palmetto High in Florida Nobody knows where he lives, not even his friends. He hardly trusts anybody Nobody knows his mom or dad He is a big mystery He is in a gang And he of all people knows not to fall in love Alexiz or Lex for short; a 17 year old senior at Palmetto High Nobody knows her Nobody wants to Her mom is dead She takes care of her little sister Her dad abuses her She is a cutter She is bullied And she is a street fighter under the name Blood Wolf These two people meet by bumping into each other and they continue to meet again and again. Will they become friends? Will they become something even more? And most of all, will they be saved by each other?

Some of my favorites.

✔ Message in a Bottle ✔ The Notebook ✔ The Lucky One ✔ Dear John ✔ Nights in Rodanthe ✔ The Last Song ✔ The Resue ✔ A Walk To Remember ✔ At First Sight