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JESSETRAVIS ON CHRISTMAS
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I'm tellin' ya, that's the trouble with Christmas. It's all one big commercial! You take the money out of Christmas and what have you got?
Amanda: Arbor Day?
Peace on Earth and good will towards men, it's all buried under cheap, gaudy materialism. Santa Clause hustles more merchandise in one month than the QVC does all year.
Amanda: Stop exaggerating. It's not that bad.
No, I'm just as bad as the next guy, I admit it. I went and spend a fortune on Christmas cards every year and I swear that I'm not going to. If someone sends me a card, I gotta send them a card. And then as Christmas gets closer and closer, I send cards to the people who haven't sent me a card just in case they send me a card at the very last minute.
Amanda: Wow. I'm amazed by you! When do you find time to practice medicine?
If we were half as smart as bears, we would hibernate through this whole thing.
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Quotes taken from Jesse Travis and Amanda Bentley from 'Diagnosis Murder.' Re-scripted by me.
