Me: [looking at a 'true-story' video that says "I Met A Guy Who Ate Humans"] This is gonna be really creepy. It's 10:00 at night. I really shouldn't.
Me [a few minutes later while watching the video]: No. Be smart, girl. Be smart. Don't trust him. EWWWW! You're kissing him! Resist! RESIST!
Me [a few seconds in]: SHE RESISTED! THANK GOD!
Me [towards the end of the video]: He ate the flesh off all those girls? That's awful. What a sociopath.
Me [at the end of the video]: I am scarred for life.
Moral of the story? The world is full of sick, awful, twisted, and messed-up people. Always be cautious and prepared.

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