Author's Note: I got requests for Haymitch and Peeta, so here we go! Peeta is my favorite character from the entire trilogy, so I had fun with this! :)
Peeta: [Just before Johanna enters the elevator] I really just want Katniss to be happy.
[Elevator dings and Johanna walks in]
Peeta: Holy sh*t. Is that the girl with the ax? The girl who screamed profanities to the Capitol? She....she's dangerous.
Peeta: [When Johanna implies that the whole world wants to sleep with him] SHE WAS TALKING TO ME!? I did not see that coming.
Peeta: [When Johanna asks him to unzip her] Uh...... [alarms go off in his head: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! GIRL! GIRL!] I am gonna enjoy this but regret it later.
[unzips Johanna] Oh. Wow. Yup. I'm definitely enjoying this. I hope that it doesn't show on my face.
Peeta: [When Johanna walks away] Well. That was....exciting.
Author's Note: I hope that you enjoyed this! I tried to keep Peeta's purity showing while still having him act like a normal boy with harmones. I hope that I made you laugh! Up next is Haymitch!
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