Peter Parker vs BOB

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Peter was on patrol and having a relatively calm night. He stopped some muggings and helped someone with directions, but no night was immune to the Parker Luck. Right as he was going to start to swing back to the apartment and call it a night, a loud explosion sounded. Peter quickly made his way to the noise, finding the same team that had been idolising for years fighting some monster made of half goo and half metal. 'Interesting', thought peter as he decided to observe for a bit. It couldn't hurt to get to know the team that he admired so much. Peter could hear the banter going through the coms as the team tried to figure out how to take the creature down. Peter having fought this creature and his colleagues more then once, so this one alone was nothing for him, wanted to know a bit more on why the Avengers were having such difficulty with Bob The Blob, as Peter named him. All that you had to do was separate the creatures goo, or most of it, from the metal. the metal parts were powered by the goo and the goo needed the metal to be contained. Peter couldn't help but laugh as the super heros covered in goo couldn't figure out how to make the seemingly small task come true.

Peter, seeing their struggle, was now stepping in or well swinging in. He landed in front of the Avengers facing Bob the Blob. "Hey Bob, you took your time coming back"peter sassed" Without any backup this time too." The Avengers had an unsure attitude toward the spiderling, but were surprised to hear him so casually address the villain. Peter then switched his webs to taser as the creature made a shriek. " Lower the volume Bobby, i'm right here." peter said as he shot the webs toward the seam where metal meets goo, causing an eruption of goo to spill. Not wasting second Peter sprang forward tossing the metal away from the goo. When the task was complete and the monster down, Peter webbed up the metal." Well Bob, It's been great seeing you again, but look at the time. I gotta run, Toddles." peter said as he swung away. Before peter could make it to the next building he felt a sharp pain through his leg. Dropping to the ground, Peter saw a thin piece of scrap metal through his leg like a spear."Owww, that hurt" peter said mostly to himself. Turning back to the blob he exclaimed, " Way to go, Paul."

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The team was a little more than surprised when the vigilante had so casually addressed the creature, let alone disarm the thing in under 4 minutes. They watched as the spider wrapped the metal and swung away after some parting words with the creature. Before they got a chance to alert spidey, a thin but long piece on metal went flying through the air landing in the spiderlings leg, causing him to fall. The team, now snapping out of their trance, made their way to the spider who was now preparing to leave once again.

"Hey kid" Steve shouted causing the boy to remember he wasn't alone"your hurt, we can help you fix that up." Staring the the group, peter finally broke into a delirious laugh managing to stutter out " Cap, this is nothing, i'll fix it up when i get home." The team wasn't sure what the boy found so funny and were generally considered the this was a minor injury to the ligalanty.

"What's so funny" Clint asked curious about what was happening. "Somethings wrong" peter managed to get out before continuing to hysterically laugh. The team silently decided to bring the boy to the tower to treat him, forgetting about the order to bring him in.

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When they arrived Peter had stopped laughing, unsure of what was happening they brought him to the med bay, and left bruce to start working on the boy. After giving him small setitive, Bruce turned away to prepare an IV, expecting the boy to sleep for a bit to a least take out the metal rod. "Well, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick" Peter exclaimed while looking at his wound. Before Bruce could advise him otherwise, Peter gripped the metal and tugged it out of his leg and yeeting it across the room, having it stick in the wall. The laugh resumed as peter saw this and grabbed the needle and thread, deciding that now was the best time to close it up. Bruce stepped in and took the needle, causing peter to cross his arms and huff about the action. " I can do the stitches for you but let me get the antiseptic." Bruce said causing the boy to relax and stop acting like a pouty child.

When the stitches were done, Peter was ready to go or at least in his mind he was. " Thanks, that was sooooo much better then doing it myself. Welp I'll be on my way good sir" peter said as he rather clumsily stood, ending in a face plant on the floor. " Maybe you should rest a bit before you go", Bruce suggested helping Peter back on the bed. Peter was tired and agreed with the man before lying down and falling asleep.

While Peter was resting, Bruce hooked him up with fluids to flush his system from the drug like state and took a sample of blood. Looking at the sample he noticed the abnormalities in is blood and was surprised to see the rate the drug was dissipating through his system.

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After informing the avengers on what happened and tony scrolling through the footage, the team knew the man of spiders would be a great new addition to the team. Friday interrupted the discussion by alerting them of the spiders awakening. Rushing to the room the were surprised to hear him talking to someone in the room. Thinking it was an intruder they prepared for the worst and entered only to see the suited man lying on the ceiling seemingly taking to no one.

"Karen can you go back 6 seconds and reply the clip, let me know if you see any differences in the compounds of the goo." Peter asked his AI smiling at her sassy answer. Looking at the group now huddled in his room, he flipped to the floor asking, " Hey, I gotta get going, thanks for the stitches." before making his way towards the window only to be stopped by Natasha. " Who were you taking to" she asked peter with a look that could kill. " Oh i was taking to Karen, she's my AI, i wanted to see what compounds of the goo have changed. Do you happen to have a sample?" Peter asking while being handed a vile of the substance. He started to look at the goo when the surprised group started to rapid fire questions.

"Who did you work for?"a skeptical Rhodey asked wonder how the spider had gotten the tech. "I don't work for anyone, I made the Karen, the web shooters and the suit myself." Peter replied still to busy looking at the goo to notice the shocked faces. "How did you get your powers?" Clint asked trying to contain his inner fangirl. "I was on a field trip to Oscorp and got bitten by a radioactive spider." peter responded once again becoming close to figuring out the new substance in the goo. "Are you sure you should be walking around like that, your leg needs time to heal."a concerned bruce asked. "I have accelerated healing so that's nothing, speaking of which i should remove the stitches." peter responded while grabbing some tools and pulling out the stitches and returning to his work. "What else can you do kid?" Tony asked causing peter to stop for a minute to think. " well, superstength, sticking to anything, advanced senses, and a new one I call my spidey sense, which lets me know of danger...YES" Peter exclaimed before laughing at his findings of the goo. "Who knew that febreze could kill me too." Before anyone had the chance to speak karen alerted peter to an incoming call from Aunt May.

"Oh no, Karen what time is it?" peter said with dread."6:12 in the morning, would you like accept the call from aunt May." Before peter could finish his answer the call connected. "Peter where are you, i was so scared i thought you were hurt or kidnapped." May said practically rambling. " Ah yeah Aunt May, I'm sorry i didn't leave a note, but i left early for school to work on a group project" Peter replied coming up with the lie quickly. " Ok Peter, I'm working today so i will see you after. I love you." May said with a sigh of relief that Peter was ok." Love you too Aunt May." Peter added feeling bad he had worried her.

Peter had forgotten that the team had heard the boys side of the call, and to say the were shook was an understatement. Peter turned and was met with the surprised faces of the Avengers. Figuring there was no point in hiding it anymore, Peter took off his mask and waved his hand," Hi I'm Peter Parker. I'm 15 and i am going to be late for school so bye." peter said slipping out through the window.

Peter could still hear the avengers screeching from a block away, wondering how a kid so young was such a selfless hero.

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