What Even Is This?

AUGH

*inhale*

AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH NO NO NO NO THEY CANT DO THAT NO VALVE I HATE YOU HOUW COULD YOU END IT LIKE THAT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD YOU SUCK THAT'S THE WORST WHY WOULD YOU END IT LIKE THAT I MEAN IM AN AUTHOR I GET A GOOD CLIFFHANGER BUT NO YOU DONT END ON A CLIFFHANGER YOU CAN PAUSE ON ONE TO BUILD SUSPENSE BUT YOU DONT JUST END PERMANENTLY ON ONE LIKE THAT FOR HEAVENS SAKE WHY WOULD YOU END THERE

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So. Uh.

I finished HL2 ep2.

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Time to go drown my Half-Life 2 sorrows in a Half-Life: Blue Shift binge. See you guys later.