so a couple days ago my mom and I were walking our dogs when the smaller dog saw some swans at the side of the river
so he decided to go chase them
if you didn't know, swans are giant terrifying assholes who will peck you within an inch of your life
so they puffed up and hissed really loudly at him and the entire time i was freaking out and thinking this is it. my dog is going to die. unless i go rescue him in which case i will die.
we got him back, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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The Randomness of Rainbow Phoenix II: Confessions of a One-Legged Violinist
RandomTHE SECOND MAJESTICAL RANDOMNESS BOOK IN THE MAJESTICAL RANDOM SERIES OF RAINBOW'S MAJESTICAL RANDOMNESS and i leave you with some words of wisdom "let's just say there's going to be a lot of ships" -me, 2015
