Yeah sorry about that. I have a really bad cold and I kind of binged on cough medicine, so I became... Er... Drunk, in a way.
I'm good now. Life lesson, kids, don't eat a whole roll of cough drops and have cough syrup too, because you kinda end up being on drugs.
It shouldn't be happening again, though, because in my medicine-induced haze I was walking down the stairs and I slipped and dropped the cough syrup, so it smashed all over the floor. I won't be having any more of that, thank you.
So, yeah, it's all cool now. I sobered up over some tea and a game show.

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The Randomness of Rainbow Phoenix II: Confessions of a One-Legged Violinist
RandomTHE SECOND MAJESTICAL RANDOMNESS BOOK IN THE MAJESTICAL RANDOM SERIES OF RAINBOW'S MAJESTICAL RANDOMNESS and i leave you with some words of wisdom "let's just say there's going to be a lot of ships" -me, 2015