Laughoutloud Stories

Some stories are carved in prophecy. Some are etched in blood. And some- the rarest, the most dangerous- are born from an oath that was never spoken, yet binds two souls tighter than magic ever could. Aria Everthorne enters Hogwarts with phoenix-fire in her wand and starlight in her veins- a pure-blood prodigy with a sharp tongue, a chaotic heart, and brilliance that bends rules and rewrites expectations. A Gryffindor who laughs like sunlight, yet carries storms no one sees. Severus Snape is her opposite in every possible way- a Slytherin boy of shadows and quiet fury, raw talent and unspoken wounds. Sharp where she is warm, guarded where she is reckless, and haunted long before he knows what it means to be chosen by darkness. They should have been strangers. They become rivals. They become something infinitely more dangerous. Across the shifting paths of their school years, through the rising smoke of the First Wizarding War, to an impossible reunion years later- when Aria returns to Hogwarts as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, taking the position Severus spent a lifetime hoping for- their bond becomes the secret heartbeat of a world on the edge of ruin. She protects the children he cannot reach. He walks the knife-edge of a destiny he never asked for. And together, they stand between fate and the fire that threatens to end them all. But in the chaos of war, love becomes its own battlefield- fragile, forbidden, and terrifyingly powerful. And when the time comes for Severus to die, Aria Everthorne will write the oath the universe never allowed them to speak: "Not him. Not this time." A story of rivals and redemption, of love and war, of two souls who choose each other even when the world demands otherwise. In the end, it is not prophecy that saves him- but the girl who loved him enough to defy destiny itself. severus snape x oc .. all the characters belong to jk Rowling except for my oc... and please don't copy my own work .

The fire is going, and the champagne is flowing... Rosé Lee is a woman of action-bold, smart, and driven by a heart full of Christmas spirit. At her luxury hotel, she's always focused on creating magic for others. But this year, the chaos of a high-stakes Christmas Eve wedding is about to reveal a love story of her own. Between battling the escalating drama of the demanding bride's future mother-in-law and processing the shocking news of her grandfather's retirement, Rosé is overwhelmed. The only person keeping her grounded is her best friend, the hotel's handsome magnetic bartender-and the growing, undeniable chemistry between them is suddenly hotter than the hotel fireplace. Rosé and her colleagues are determined to pull off the ultimate Christmas wedding miracle. As they race against the clock, she discovers that the greatest twist of all might be realizing that the perfect, unforgettable love she's been searching for has been standing right across the bar all along. Will this Christmas Eve be the night she not only delivers an unforgettable wedding but also finally finds the love of her life?

After the events of the lego 4D show, the heroes are living out thier normal life. Until the micromanagers malfunction and ravage the worlds again. Or is it a malfuction at all? It seems someone else is in control. Will they be able to stop him?

5:00 AM. The fog hangs thick over the empty truck stop. I've been up since 2:30, dog leash in hand, hood pulled low, trying to disappear into the shadows. But some people don't need permission to haunt your morning. She's out there, smiling like something straight out of a horror movie. Cigarette in hand, eyes locked on me, cheesing like she just clocked me in her mental ledger. The whole scene feels surreal-like Elm Street meets small-town chaos. My heartbeat echoes the opening drums of Weird Fishes/Arpeggi, Radiohead's haunting melody vibrating in my chest. I don't want to deal with the drama, the venting, the chaotic energy that always seems to orbit the wrong people at the wrong time. I just want to walk my dog, leave, and breathe somewhere safe. But life doesn't always hand you quiet mornings. Sometimes it serves you creepy smiles out of rolled-down windows, and you have to laugh just to keep from screaming. This is survival. This is humor in horror. Hood up. Invisible mode activated. Radiohead blasting. Walking past ghosts in broad daylight. Sometimes life throws Elm Street mornings at you when all you want is a cup of hot chocolate and silence. Sometimes you just have to document it, survive it, and laugh.

Believe in Me tells the story of Meghan Tyler, a girl in a boy's world. Young, determined, and beautiful Meghan is trying to play the sport she loves for her high school basketball team but there's one problem. Her high school doesn't have a female basketball team and it doesn't look like that will change anytime soon. So what can she do? Simple, join the boy's basketball team, but it's far from simple.

𝐋𝐨𝐮𝐢𝐬: 𝐨𝐢 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲: 𝐡𝐢𝐢𝐢 🌻🦋 𝐋𝐨𝐮𝐢𝐬: 𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 ©️2018, (_cigarettrs) All Rights reserved.

Welcome to a world of funny memes... where Minecraft takes over. If you are looking for clean, cuss-free, strictly Minecraft memes, then you need not look further down. Prepare to do some ha-ha-ing... Prepare for adventure... Cuz YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!!

A load of different chapters of different types of memes from miraculous to 'Laugh Out Loud' funny to 'You are so blind' funny.

Little story about a real happy life between a couple. Lot of romance and tickling involved!

Conner Rogers: Hot, athletic, and popular, with an ego the size of the Empire State Building. Selena Rider: Clumsy, uncoordinated-and-most-definitely-not-athletic, and sarcastic, with an unfortunate affinity for making self destructive life decisions. Against all odds, Selena and Conner have remained best friends longer than either can even recall, joined at the hip and constantly searching for adventure. Or trouble. Or both. Until puberty kicks in, and BAM!, they go from being best friends for life, to best friends with benefits. No one else knows, for now anyways, and keeping it that way will prove more of a challenge than expected. The two will have to deal with the fact, that the things they want, are sometimes the things that they never expected to want. There's a test of devotion and friendship approaching them, and no one is certain that they will make it out with their hearts in one piece. After all, best friends are forever. Right? UNDER MASSIVE CONSTRUCTION! So if things aren't making any sense, it's because I've been going back and editing everything XD

This will be a collection of relatable memes that I've found, memes that I've made, and just complete and utter bullshit that I happen to come up with and feel like sharing. Read: shower thoughts. I will delineate the difference between the chapters with memes and the chapters with shower thoughts/bullshittery.

Please take these light-heartedly. Don't give me hate. #equality #equity Some of them are funny, some are factual, some are a piss-take.

Barney Conroy is an average guy trying to live an average life. He's just not as good at it as the rest of us. Each chapter of 'The Chronicles of Barnia' captures a particular episode in Barney's struggle to be socially acceptable. They can be read in any order. Barney's adventures continue in a full length novel right here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01CSIFKQK Enjoy! Guy

If you don't understand what this is from the title, I have lost all hope in you #682 HUMOR 6/10/18 Started: 11/28/2017

Welcome to Wattpad!! Home of the clichè teen fictions! In this sarcastic book about Wattpad's clichè teen fiction books, you will read about all of the typical teen fiction clichès in one humorous short story. So grab a bowl of popcorn and some tissues and sit back and enjoy your not so favorite character, Loseria, in her typical teen fic clichè life!

The dirtiest parody to a classic fairytale.

Rachel, John, Chloe, and Katie will determine who will come out as victor in an intense roast battle. Who will loose and deal with the shame for the rest of the school day, and who will win the small game in the middle of a school cafeteria and be crowned victor, winning nothing what so ever? Find out in Roast Battle.

Memes related to the American sitcom How I Met Your Mother that aired for nine seasons on CBS from 2005-2014. I hope you have a few laughs!

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