Witty Stories

"I'm not the villain. I'm not the heroine either. And at this point- I'm starting to think that might be a problem." Hi. I'm Amanda. Or... I was. Now I'm stuck in someone else's body-Cassiane's-and apparently, she had a lot going on. I thought transmigrating would mean a fresh start. Maybe some plot armor. Maybe even a dramatic glow-up. Instead, I got chaos. And whatever this story is... it's definitely not going the way it's supposed to.

Featured in YARomance's 'Love-Hate' reading list as of 01/24/2022 Featured in TeenFiction's 'Funny Bones' reading list as of 09/23/2021 Featured in WattpadExplorer's 'Editor Choice' reading list on 05/05/2021 Featured in General Fiction's 'Finding Love' reading list as of 02/14/2021 2nd Place in Psychological Novel Reads Contest 2020 as of 09/29/2020 Featured in the Summer Reading Challenge #WP2020 as of 07/13/2020 Featured in YA's 'Animal House' reading list as of 06/27/2020 Dani doesn't take garbage from anyone. Especially not from the jerk next door. Seventeen-year-old Dani Parker can't be more excited to graduate and get out of the hellhole poor excuse of a town she lives in. With enough family drama to land her a role on a reality TV series, Dani is more than ready to leave everything behind. Her plans to lay low and enjoy the rest of her senior year take a turn when she gets new neighbours. Meet James Hastings. Ridiculously intelligent, brooding, moody, and harbouring his own baggage, the last person he expects to befriend is the obnoxious girl next door. After being forced to spend more time together, Dani tries to make the most of the situation while James wants nothing to do with her. James pushes Dani to her limits while Dani forces James to see the more positive side of situations. Through navigating their own personal troubles and turmoils, the two realize there's a thin line between love and hate. BOOK 1: COMPLETED [word count: 100,000-110,000 words] BOOK 2: ONGOING

Perfect McCann meets girl in the hoodie. What could go wrong? (Everything. It's beautiful.) Sofia McCann has a formula: ironed gingham + straight A's + zero distractions = a perfect life. Then Sabrina Hadley is seated next to the only empty spot in the room on Day One with a hoodie, a hood up, and a 4/4 pen tap that makes Sofia's anxiety go quiet for the first time all summer. Together, they form Melody Breaks, a band of two, writing songs that say everything they're too terrified to admit out loud. Like the fact that Sofia's "crush" on their nerdy computer teacher is a total lie to hide who she's really staring at. Or that Sabrina's "fictional" song rewrite is actually a love letter to Sofia. Or that one little word - "Ew" - said in panic can hollow out a chest like a gunshot. As senior year rolls in, Sofia's got a choice: keep playing it safe in C-Major, or find the courage to change the key - even if it means breaking every rule in the book. The Gingham Secret is a laugh-out-loud, heart-in-your-throat YA romance about bad lies, good music, and the girl who makes you want to break the formula. (Scan the QR codes to hear the songs. Yes, they're real. Yes, you'll cry.) A/N: This is FREE DISC 1 (Freshman Frequency) and DISC 2 (Sophomore Spark) from Tracks 1 to 10. The full 4-DISC (Tracks 11-21) series is COMPLETED and now on Amazon, Apple Books, and Gumroad. So if you want to know how Sabrina and Sofia keep (or reveal?) their secrets through high school - Amazon link is in my bio. You can finish Senior year tonight!

*A fantasy heist.* Mara has a plan for everything. Every entrance. Every exit. Every second of every heist. As the leader of a small crew in the Depths, control is the only thing keeping Mara and her people alive. Her crew is small: Lena, a kleptomaniac with a talent for locks, and Milo, a pyromaniac who has never met a problem he couldn't make worse with fire. So when she's offered a contract to steal the True Name of a powerful politician, she knows exactly what she needs: more people. Evan is a fighter from the Depths, and Jude is charming enough to make almost anyone listen. With five people on the job, Mara is ready to put her plan into motion. Then Lena is captured. Their safehouse is destroyed. And someone else begins hunting the same prize. By the time Mara learns the True Name vault will be sealed for good, there is no time left to rebuild the plan. She has to take her crew into the archive before the vault closes. There will be no second attempt. No one sees the whole picture.

Discover random short stories that could make you feel mixed emotions. Imagine you are the fictional character. What's your story? What do you want to be? Why? ☆𖤐✡️ [Q1.2026] Compilation of Story Ideas

At eighteen, Poppy (an introverted girl) and Kai (an extroverted boy) are forced into marriage to secure their families' fortune. On campus, they're the only married freshmen-hiding rings, dodging questions, and stumbling through parties, classes, and drama. Popularity shifts, secrets spill, and their fragile truce shatters-until they're pushed to work together. Between clashes and unexpected support, they discover marriage isn't just a contract. It's chaos, connection, and maybe something more. A campus romance born from forced vows and reluctant hearts.

Falling for a client would be a crime. Georgie's about to commit several. Georgie Calloway can fix any book. Her own life is another story. After years hand-selling other people's novels in a beloved, faintly doomed London bookshop, Georgie talks her way into one of the city's grandest literary agencies - and gives herself exactly one year to make it before she finally finishes the novel that's been stalled in her drawer for longer than she'll admit. One year. How hard can it be? Harder than she thought. There's the legendary crime writer who treats every publishing decision as a personal betrayal. There's the impossibly charming bestselling novelist whose wildly overdue manuscript - and undivided attention - she absolutely cannot let herself want. And there's Tom Ashby: the maddeningly capable rival agent from the other side of a shared account, who keeps, somehow, ending up on hers. Between an impossible client, a ticking deadline and a bank balance running entirely on hope, Georgie is about to learn the one lesson she's spent her whole life dodging: that the best things aren't the ones you earn.

Daniel Okafor has never lost a job, never lost an argument, and never once decided anything for himself. Four employers picked him up when their own bosses moved on. A marriage happened to him, competently. A layoff missed him entirely - not because he fought for his desk, but because nobody thought hard enough about him to take it away. He isn't unhappy. That's the trouble. He is adequate - at work, at love, at fatherhood - in the specific, unglamorous way that never quite earns the word failure, and never quite earns anything else either. This is a book about the people luck forgets to punish. About competence as a hiding place. About a man who sets three alarms every morning because making one decision has always felt like one too many - and who is only now, at forty-two, starting to notice that he has never once chosen his own life. He has simply floated through it. Some men sink. Daniel just drifts - and the tide, it turns out, has opinions of its own.

! SPOILERS FOR BOOK 1 ! ! HERE ! The monsters are at your door. But one was on your mouth. How could she? It eats her alive, worse than he ever could. But that is what's eating her alive; him. Vaylene falls apart after the events, after realizing what she's done. After realizing the weight of what must be done. How can she do it alone? She'll have to figure it out. She'll have to figure it out quickly before the monsters chew her home into bits and pieces. In the home of the monsters who are the most beautiful Beings she's ever seen, she has to survive as a bodyguard simply for the second prince's amusement. How much does he know? About the secrets? The one between her and his brother? About the ones in the world? Pretending she doesn't know him, she doesn't feel for him, a monster, is harder than she thought. Especially when the monster is aching to be closer. How so? What's wrong with Logan? What has he done? What has she done?

Random magic spells to make your life fun, exciting, and magical. Explore the world of magic & witchcraft and shatter evil cults/groups. Live a life full of adventure and fantasy. If you find this Book of Random Spells, it's meant for you to read. Practice discernment and safety first. ☆𖤐✡️ [1.2026]

"You want me to apologise?" "I want you to admit you're an ass" -A Jeon Jungkook fanfiction- ~Enemies to lovers-Soulmates AU~

I accidentally almost killed someone with magic. My mother disappeared right after. And now I'm stuck in England with the grandmother she spent sixteen years warning me about. Tabetha Clarke is rich, terrifying, suspiciously wrinkle-free, and lives in a mansion full of silent servants who disappear when nobody's looking. Literally. Then there's the cat. The demon accusations. The midnight exorcisms. And the tiny little issue of my magic feeding off living things. Apparently, that's bad. Now everyone's acting like I'm either destined to become the most powerful witch in the family... or the reason it finally destroys itself. Personally, I'd just like one normal day and maybe a waffle that doesn't come with emotional trauma.

Sophia is living a normal teenage life until a moment ruins her. She had her sort of problems before, but this changes everything. Will she let it drown her or will she swim up? Through Thick and Think follows a story about a highschool junior named Sophia; her journey filled with intense feelings and questions she longs to have answered. English isn't my first language, this is my first ever story and I hope whoever reads it enjoys it. I started to write this story in 2023 with occuring editing. *⚠️This story has mentions of:* Self-hate Grief Substance usage Smoking Swearing

Lady Sarah Howard knows exactly how to make a gentleman yearn-or so she claims in her wildly popular anonymous column, *A Lady's Guide to Being Yearned For*. Determined to prove her advice works, Sarah chooses charming bachelor Julian Vale as her romantic experiment. But her carefully arranged courtship is repeatedly complicated by Thomas Williams, her maddeningly composed childhood friend, who criticizes every man who looks her way. Sarah may be an expert on longing, flirtation, and affairs of the heart-but she has failed to notice one important detail: Thomas has been yearning for her all along. and a mysterious anonymous commenter looking to stir up Sarah's private and public life. A witty, sweet, slow-burning romance filled with society gossip, meddling friends, jealous glances, mystery to solve and the delicious trouble of discovering that true love has been standing beside you for years.

People do change-but the best parts of them can remain. A government job? Checked. A life free from the suffocating expectations of a traditional marriage? Working on it. Tired of the endless emotional warfare at home, Aditi decides to play the system. She proposes a fake marriage to her old friend and crush-a guy who is facing the exact same parental pressure and seems perfectly content to live a detached, carefree life. The agreement is simple: Live as roommates. Never try to control eachother. Aditi thinks she's found the ultimate loophole to protect her independence. But as the lines between fake vows and real proximity begin to blur, she realises that it's not that fake afterall. Aditi is about to learn that time and distance might alter a person's surface, but people do change-and the best parts of them remain. Now, she just has to figure out who her husband really is. Rankings🏆 07/08/2026 #1 in Self love #1 in independent

Galilea Mirabel Brooks is not a lawyer. She has a doctorate, a successful career as a senior quantitative analyst at a hedge fund, and a resignation letter she's finally ready to submit. Then Elena Whitmore offers her a different future. Trading algorithms for litigation wasn't part of the plan. Neither were impossible cases, office politics, reluctant friendships, firm retreats, or discovering that some of the brightest legal minds in the country occasionally make spectacularly unsupported assumptions. Galilea came to Whitmore & Associates to analyze evidence. She didn't expect to find a place where she belonged. *One Easy Trick to Not Being a Lawyer* is the first novel in *Confessions of a Litigation Gremlin*, a character-driven legal drama about found family, quiet brilliance, and one wonderfully peculiar litigation analyst who keeps insisting she's not a lawyer. She's right. That doesn't stop anyone else from forgetting. #2 in legal - July 22nd, 2026.

Well, well, well. Did you miss me? I can spot a couple of new faces lurking in the back, so I suppose introductions are needed. I'm Kalliope Aoidós, a Book Jumper, and thanks to my family's spectacularly inconvenient curse, I've once again found myself trapped in an adventure. The odds of dying a horrible death? Alarmingly high, as usual. Just the way we like it. What can I say? I have standards. In a time of ancient gods, warlords and kings. A land in turmoil cried out for a hero. No, wait. That's Xena. I love the drama but we need one or two adjustments. Let's try again. In a time of the Cauldron and the Mother, of High Lords ruling their courts, deadly bargains, and the King of Hybern brooding over conquest and destruction, the fae people cried out for a hero to spare them from slaughter and an absolutely catastrophic plotline. At last, there came Kalliope, the mighty Book Jumper, forged in the heat of stories and questionable narrative decisions. Power struggles, reckless passions, political schemes, betrayals, ancient secrets, suspiciously attractive enemies, and enough emotional damage to keep therapists employed for centuries, all would be met with relentless sarcasm by the one woman who alone had the power to change the world. Over the top? Absolutely. But read my adventures first and then tell me with a straight face that I oversold any of it. All rights to the original characters, setting, and source material belong to their respective copyright holders. My original character and original additions to this fan work are © 2026 AnemoneMarino Note: All the pictures I've used in this story are not mine; they belong to their respective owners. The cover and banners are made by me.

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Detective Luke Connolly was supposed to disappear for six months. Instead, he vanished for eighteen... When he finally returns, he's carrying scars no one can explain, a sealed undercover operation nobody knew existed, and a conspiracy that reaches far beyond a single murder. As the evidence unravels and forgotten cases begin to connect, every answer uncovers another lie. What if the truth was never meant to survive? In a world where evidence can be buried, witnesses can disappear, and justice can be manipulated... How do you prove the truth beyond reasonable doubt? The Perfect Murder Companion Novel.

13x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?