Sarcasm Stories

"Aspen, you'll pay for double crossing us" the tall Greek God like guy seethed. Holding his gun firmly in his grip directed at my head. "you'll regret th...

"Give me my puppy!" I demanded, my eyes ablazed with fiery anger. "Correction, it's not your puppy. It's our puppy," He smiled, but it was anything b...

"Are you British?" "Well according to 23andMe, partly. My dislike of tea, however, says no." "That's such a stereotype!" "Honey, I'm a...

"H e l l I s e m p t y, d a r l i n g . . . A n d t h e d e v i l ? H e ' s h e r e . --------------------------------------------------------------- Pre...

(COMPLETED) In Her Shoes Duology #1 Being kidnapped is never pleasant. It might be when your kidnappers are billionaires mistaking you for their runaway daughter who loo...

❝𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭.❞ *** ...

"No one has taken care of me like this in a long time," Leonardo stands up coming close to me. "It feels nice." : : : Rebecca is in one word a tomboy...

I closed my eyes tightly until I heard laughing. No, I could feel the laughing. My eyes sprang open to find Miles on top of me. I was laying flat on my back in the dirt...

[A Dialogue story] [Stand Alone] Cover By: @theworddealer ---------------- "I can't believe you! How could you do this to me? After I told you...I trusted you and y...

Highest ranking: #1 in Teen Fiction ⚠️ EDITING ⚠️ *edited up to chapter 33 of roughly 40. Feel free to read!* -- "Sunshine, what guy do you know has a weird feti...

I continue throwing pebbles at his window, a grin on my face. He finally opens his window, glaring at me. "What do you want Matthews?" "I have a really...

❝MR. STARK, THERE'S SOMEONE HERE TO SEE YOU.❞ ❝WHO THE HELL IS IT?❞ ❝WELL, SIR, SHE SEEMS TO THINK SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER.❞ ❝CHRIST.❞ ❝ACTUALLY, IT'S CHRIST...

Highest ranking- #90 in Short Story. Fifth in teen dialogue series •••••• "He-" "Fuck hello's! You should have a very good reason as to why you decided to...

• • • • • Watching from afar has become my new way of life. Watching my friends be happy, watching my peers live in a blissful ignorance, and watching my family watch m...

"Per-percy..." Annabeth stuttered pointing at my head. I looked above my head, and I saw sign... A trident and a bow was floating above my head. "This ca...

"I'm punching him in the face the next time I see him." "No, you're not." "What if I just break his nose a little?" "Izzy, you'd end...

COMPLETED Jeremy is the typical good kid who doesn't have a single bad bone in his body. So when he suddenly dies at the hands of another, it's a surprise when he wakes...

You've heard of when A badboy claims the bad girl but what happens when The bad girl claims a Mafia king? She is a badass who wins each and every street race and street...

Highest rank: #2 in Werewolf She was running from her brother, into the woods then suddenly she found a big house and the lights were turned on. She didn't waste any se...

[Highest Rank #1 Kai 12/07/19] [Highest Rank #245 Fanfiction 23/11/16] [Highest Rank #6 Sarcasm 23/02/19] I scoffed, kicking his shin and he kicked me back harder. I his...