Sarcasm Stories

!Warning!This is pure act of fiction and please don't take this seriously or else Jypapi will appear in your bedroom at night<3 Lee Yu-Ri,A 13 year old girl that always hangs out in the JYP staff-only Cafe(not real)after school since her dad worked there.She wasn't just regulary visiting and checking up on her dad,In fact she was an obssessed stalker despite her age,for Kim Seungmin.An 18 year old kpop Idol who was in a group called STRAY KIDS, debuted just recently together with his members.After some time, they interacted and all that stuff until she had to leave the country because of family problems and returns 7 years later and didn't know that he was still working with the company.Would they be able to go back as friends or something more? Kim Seungmin ff

Evangeline Lily Potter has always lived in the light. The perfect student, Gryffindor golden girl, and Harry Potter's twin sister - she knows what it means to be watched, to be expected to shine. Stubborn, clever, and just a little too sarcastic, she has no patience for rule-breakers or troublemakers. Then, in her sixth year, he shows up. Mattheo Riddle. The new Slytherin transfer with dark eyes, a dangerous smirk, and a last name that carries enough weight to crush her. Son of the Dark Lord. The boy everyone whispers about. The boy she swears she can't stand. Both with a Legacy written in blood. They're opposites in every way - sunshine and stormcloud, Gryffindor and Slytherin, Potter and Riddle. She's the definition of order, he's the definition of chaos. But when sparks turn into fire, and insults turn into late-night conversations, Evangeline finds herself drawn to the one boy she should hate the most. A boy who might be the only person who truly sees her - not "the Chosen One's twin." It's reckless. It's dangerous. It's forbidden. And it might just ruin them both. "A love story that was never supposed to happen." Ratings: 🥇 - #harrypotteruniverse (29/11/25) 🥇 - #writing (30/11/25) Nr 3 - #Sarcasm (3/12/25) Nr 5 - #Dracomalfoy (30/11/25) Nr 6 - #Riddle (29/11/25) Nr 9 - #MattheoRiddle (29/11/25) Nr 12 - #enemies (30/11/25)

Y/n Rowold was only 8 when she was taken by Hydra. She's now 15 years old with abnormal powers Hydra had given her. What happens when the Avengers barge into the base she is being held in? And what happens when they actually relize what she's capable of? _________ {Cover made by me} The first few chapters aren't good so please bare with me. I promise it gets better. Please trust the process, I promise its worth it!! DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS OR MARVEL. ONLY Y/N AND HER STORYLINE ASWELL AS SOME OTHER THINGS I ADDED. This story does not follow the movies and Is based off a plot I created. This is a Peter Parker X Fem!Reader story Best rankings: 🥇 in marvel 16/6/2025 🥇 in vision 22/10/2025 🥇 in marveluniverse 12/4/2025 🥇 in pietromaximoff 29/3/2025 🥇 in avengersxreader 26/4/2025 🥇 in thor 6/9/2025 🥇 in avengers 17/11/2025 🥈 in tonystark 17/11/2025 🥈 in clintbarton 23/5/2025 🥈 in blackwidow 13/4/2025 🥈 in quicksilver 10/4/2025 #4 in spiderman #8 in peterparker #5 in ironman #10 in sarcasm #12 in natasharomanoff #24 in tomholland #10 in funny #6 in scarletwitch #30 in hulk Started | December 19, 2024 Ended | ??

He never planned to become a monster; he just wanted to survive. But after taking his last breath, he awakens as something else- a half-conscious undead bound by necromancy to Ciel Alrintho, a young noble punished for sins he refuses to speak of. Halo was supposed to be a tool. Ciel was supposed to be his captor. Yet fate has a habit of binding together the broken. In a kingdom drowning in secrets, an undead boy searching for meaning and a disgraced noble struggling against his own chains may become each other's only hope- or the reason everything crumbles.

Ash Grey is a man who doesn't take life too seriously. A sharp-tongued, clever, and slightly mysterious wanderer, Ash drifts from town to town, relying on wit, skill and his trusted estoc to navigate danger, mischief and the occasional job that promises both coin and trouble. Calm in the chaos, quick with humor, and ever curious about the worlds oddities, Ash attracts enemies and allies alike, all while leaving a subtle trail of chaos wherever he goes.

He is egoistic...He is proud...He is overly confident...He is sophisticated...He is classy...He is handsomely gorgeous...He is Italian and why not? He is THE Alessandro Dante Torreto 'The 6TH, a filthy wealthy brat and the Heir to 'THE TORRETO FAMILY' owners of multitrillionaire chains of Company's and Hotels scattered across the globe... His first language is 'MONEY'.. he doesn't speak, he lets his Titanium card do the talking... Adrian Baas, a struggling teenage Dutch boy who despite being so young has seen and experienced the ugliest side of life... He has only three things in that keep him happy in his very wretched life, His grandma..His step sister and his school. His school as he believes is their ticket to a better life and without it they'll be stuck in the hell they find themselve s in presently... What happens when these two Opposite worlds meet, will things ever remain the same, better or worse?.... ...Well what you waiting for?! jump right into their story to find out..💜✌️💚 ⚠️ Warning!!!⚠️ This book may contain triggering content... Vulgar words(curse words) ...Homophobic slurs...Violence... Abuse...Suicidal... ....So if you get easily triggered, don't read please but your choice read at your risk... Also it might not be as bad as you think so go on and help yourself🙃🥰 LOL..(lots of love)💜💜💜💜 ..ENJOY😘✨️

CHAOS. FILM. FUN. Burned out and almost a year behind on credits required to graduate, Aranya's life seems like it is going in blurry circles. But when her final creative project gets praised, she's invited to join Wintercrest University's new filmmaking club, where she meets the weirdest and the most chaotic group of people who set themselves on a mission to film a short film by the end of the year and submit it to a national student short film contest. What begins as a skeptical choice turns into her most memorable experiences to date, building lasting friendships, chaotic moments, and an unexpected healing journey with a quiet love for not only film.

"सैयारा... मतलब तारों में एक तन्हा तारा, खुद जल के रौशन कर दे ये जग सारा... और वो तुम हो मेरे सैयारा" Aryamann Malhotra x Yati Mehrotra

𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒂 𝑰𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒔 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒗𝒆: Stay quiet. Blend in. Don't draw attention. As the only Black Muslim girl at a wealthy, white prep school, Mara has mastered the art of invisibility. But when the school's golden rebel, Theodore Creed, sets his sights on her, she finds herself pulled into a world of passion, risk, and unexpected tenderness And eventually Mara falls. Hard. But love was never meant to be safe for a girl like her. Not in a world that judges her skin, her scarf, her faith. Not when the whispers turn to rumors and her parents find out. Just as Mara feels herself unraveling, she discovers a journal in her backpack belonging to Hannah Cole: the quiet, brilliant girl who never spoke to her ... and who, somehow, has been watching it all unfold. Through Hannah's words, Mara sees her own story in a new light. A love worth fighting for. A silence worth breaking. And maybe -just maybe- a fall worth catching. Not just her own, but Hannah's too. Because falling hurts but rising? Rising is power.

For the girls who wish to open a shop , that has a florist, cafe , restaurant, bookstore, and a bar in the evenings . This book is for you. Hope you enjoy it since this my maiden attempt at a romance book. Monica Silva ,An assistant editor working for a high profile publication decides to persue her dreams with her friends from high-school. She's the definition of a typical Goan girl raised abroad, a mix of curvy with athletic build, brown hair brown eyes , tan skin and 5'6, closed off and is always ready for a smart reply. Luciano Lombardi a business man and a relative of Monica's classmate is a man of mystery who doesn't get involved with people much, but he's your typical billionaire who doesn't show it, with black curly hair, green eyes, olive skin and we'll build muscular body, towering at the height of 6'5 . They're heading towards an exciting future when Monica and her friends Lola alongside valentina open a shop and Luciano is their business partner and his brother Leone is the one handling the deal, but the history between Leone and Lola catches upto them, Leaving Luciano and Monica to deal with everything in the end. Will the bookdragon and the secret master sommelier have chemistry brewing like one of the novels? Or will something else unfold between the two?

Hate You a Little Less Each Day✨❣️ When a new boy walks into Aleeza Khan's college, she expects just another arrogant face with too much confidence and too little sense. What she doesn't expect is Zavian - the boy who matches her sarcasm word for word, challenges her in every class, and somehow manages to get under her skin without even trying. He's smart, smug, and infuriatingly good at everything she's good at. She's fierce, competitive, and refuses to let him win - at anything. From heated debates to stolen glances, from playful insults to accidental late-night study sessions - their rivalry starts to blur into something dangerously close to attraction. They swear they hate each other. But maybe... they just hate how much they don't.

Lex was a basement dwelling, caffeine fueled, MMO junkie with zero real world accomplishments and a level 80 necromancer he was weirdly proud of. One unlucky night, Lex dies, chokes on a chicken nugget while arguing in chat. Lame as hell. Instead of the afterlife he expected, he wakes up as a ghost, tethered to the city he lived in. But something's off. He's now part of the Haunting System, a bizarre LitRPG framework that tracks his XP from tormenting the living, learning ghost powers, and scaring up mischief. His best friend Miles is now stuck dealing with Portland's magical underbelly. Soul harvesting cults, hipster necromancers, vape shop warlocks, and a growing glitch in reality that's swallowing ghosts like corrupted save files. He might be dead, but the game isn't over. It's just getting weird and Lex isn't the only ghost on the leaderboard.

Ivy Marquez believes in love the way some people believe in prayers-quietly, stubbornly, even when it hurts. She's soft-hearted, too hopeful for her own good, and swears she won't fall for boys who'll ruin her. Christopher Gonzales wasn't supposed to be different. A boy with a broken past, a heart that still writes letters to someone who won't read them, and eyes that linger too long when he thinks no one's watching. But the more Ivy sees him, the more she realizes he's not the rumors. He's the kind of boy who makes her laugh until she forgets she's afraid of getting hurt. The kind of boy who makes her believe love is worth the risk. And for the first time, Christopher wants to risk it too. But love has bad timing. Cameron Palmer-her ex-knows exactly how to ruin things. And when Ivy finds out about the ghost of Christopher's first love, she starts to wonder if she's just another almost for him. She tries to forget him. He prays she'll come back. Because Christopher may have loved once before-but Ivy? She's his last.

A story of teen romance, messy friendships, heartbreaks and love that changes everything...... They said lies don't matter if no one gets hurt. But when the truth came out, it destroyed everything. One lie. One betrayal. And suddenly, Zoey's trust is shattered. Spencer's world is turned upside down. Both broken by the same person who wore the mask of a friend. Now, Zoey and Spencer are left with nothing but the wreckage- and each other. But healing isn't simple. It's messy. It's secrets, confessions, late-night laughter, and the kind of chaos that comes when two broken hearts collide. Friendships don't fade-they just burn brighter when the fakes are gone. And maybe, just maybe... love can grow from the ruins of betrayal. this is my first story so kindly ignore my grammatical errors and please do tell me in comments about my mistakes so i can correct it......

⊱ 𝓝𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 ⊰ Olivia Carver, the hopeless romantic, who tries to hide away the cracking shadows of her past trauma with smiles and laughter. Aiden Parker, who has his own load of shit in his past to deal with too, but he copes a different way- the more violent way by getting in trouble almost every single day. They despise each other. After 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 day, Olivia and Aiden both already try to avoid each other as much as possible in school. But how much can that help when Aiden is forced to give her basketball lessons they need to do for their grade and she cannot refuse because she completely sucks in sports? What will happen when the line of 'just a month of tolerating each other' blur and they can actually stand each other? Maybe even more than that. 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭: ᴀᴘʀɪʟ 2025

Finding You Series - Book 2 "Oh, so you're Scott's girl," he says with dark humor. Hunter doesn't respond, but his grip on my hand tightens as the boy lets out a short laugh. "Well, this just got a hell of a lot more fun," he continues, looking at Hunter, who's anger is now hanging by just a thread. He looks me up and down one more time, before walking away, leaving me feeling violated and incredibly confused. Who the hell was that? And how does he know Hunter?" *** It's senior year, and Hunter and Mia are back to school, back together, and stronger now than ever before. But staying that way becomes increasingly difficult when they both have to make important decisions about their future which threatens to put a strain on their relationship. On top of all that, Hunter's former high school merges with Northwest Academy, causing old mistakes and old enemies to resurface, and it soon becomes apparent that Mia might not know as much about him as she thinks. What happens when Hunter's past comes back to haunt him? And by association, Mia? Can the boy who once saved her from her world, protect her from his? Even he's not sure, but he's sure as hell going to try.

Lyrica Hale, the wife of Derek Hale, teaches Musical History at Beacon Hills High School. She's a werewolf, bitten and turned at the age of 14. The day she was turned, a mark appeared on the base of her neck, replacing the nasty bite. She had no clue what it was, a confusing black triskele with a bunch of letters around it. She tried to ignore it, until she met Derek and Laura Hale when she was 16, and everything fell into place. Lyrica and Derek move from their happy home in Ohio back to the place that brought Derek so much pain, when his older sister, Laura, calls for help. Lyrica and Derek were never used to being around a lot of people. So, understandably, they're a little overwhelmed when so many teenagers begin relying on them. //Hello! If you're reading this, I assume you have already read Mama Hale, the original draft of this story. If so, welcome to a MUCH better version of the story you all love. If you haven't read the story, that's okay! This one is more or less the same, just fixed up and written better. The sequel, The Mother of Beacon Hills, will still match up with this version of Mama Hale. This story WILL follow the Teen Wolf T.V. show. Enjoy!//

Beauty AND brains??? See if you can figure out the secret that allows Viviane Fox to study for her Ph.D. in Physics while she moonlights as a beautiful fashion model before it is revealed in the story. Follow her in this futuristic, sci-fi adventure/comedy where she learns about her forgotten past while navigating the silly and maddening situations from admiring, jealous, competitive, stereotypical and shallow people around her. What she learns about herself will determine if an evil organization takes over the world. She will have to use ALL her feminine smarts and talents to defeat them. A G-rated story appropriate for ALL AGES. No smut. No swearing. No gratuitous violence. A Beautiful Woman in Science Fiction is a satirical, futuristic, comedy adventure story. It is sometimes funny, sometimes silly and sometimes outrageous, but it never takes itself seriously. It touches on politics, feminism, world order, technology, spirituality in a story of undying love and devotion. It contains: A smart and pretty girl A herbivore man A tormented scientist A maniacal villain Cute teenage identical twin girls Quantum physics A tsundere pop idol A love triangle Soldiers Politics Feminism Philosophical musings Larger than life story This book has been fully written and is complete, but being released on a schedule. There will be an epic ending. WARNING: Readers with no sense of humor should get one first before starting. ^_-

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫. 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲. In a city that eats the innocent alive, 𝐋𝐮𝐝𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐚 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢 learned to become the predator. She doesn't have a job - she has disguises. By day, she's just a tired single mother with a daughter to raise and a past that won't stay buried. By night, she's the whisper in Manhattan's penthouses - a conwoman who seduces, steals, and leaves her sins gift-wrapped in diamonds. New York taught her how to survive: weaponise silence, smile like sin, and make danger fall in love with her. Some people run from their past. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬. "𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠." Because healing was never the plan. Revenge always was.

How can people be so blind with money? Though how did I not notice this? Is he really a vampire? Why didn't he tell me? Those five years not mean anything? Is he really drifting away? What should I do? I do love him to death but I am also afraid of him. Should I speak with him? Do I tell him how I feel?