Sarcasm Stories

Evangeline Winters is the pinnacle of kindness. A permanent smile on her face, always willing to lend a helping hand, and she would never hurt a fly. She has never lost composure. Never. Aiden Anderson is someone she should avoid. Brooding, mysterious, and the least friendly person ever known to man. He tolerates few, and cares even less. And that bike of his? That should serve as a warning. He's dangerous. So why is it that she can't stay away from him? He is the only person to ever make her snap. And she is the only woman who will make him fall to his knees.

Thalia Kennedy is a positive ball of sunshine, she likes dirty jokes and smiling whenever. When she meets a man, the complete opposite of her she immediately takes a liking to him and wants to be the one to teach him how to enjoy the little things is life. Heath Jackson was a complicated man in many ways, from his complicated past to his guaranteed complicated future, he was never able to run away from his silent fears he'd face alone. He was closed off and hated the thought of even interacting with people, until someone was heavenly brought in to save him. --------------------------- "I'm thinking" He tells me and I frown. Is it really that hard to think about something nice about me? "I like your lips" He finally answers with a sly smirk on his face thinking he did something. "Which ones?" I ask before I could stop myself and bite my lip. "Don't you dare answer that" I point my finger at him, the smirk still on his face. ----------------------- #3 in cold 7/11/22 #1 in sarcasm 8/10/22

"Meet Scarlet, a young woman who's lived her life believing she's a dragon, just like her parents. But when mysterious events and bloody hands become a recurring nightmare, she's forced to confront the truth: she's a demon. Taken in by a secret supernatural school, Scarlet must navigate a world of ancient powers, hidden agendas, and forbidden love. As she struggles to control her demonic side, she'll uncover secrets about her past, her family, and the true nature of her existence. Will she find a way to balance her dual identities, or will the darkness consume her?"

At Station 118, Aurora Russo and Evan Buckley have been inseparable for years - partners in chaos, confidants in quiet moments, and the kind of best friends who speak fluent sarcasm and shared glances. From the outside, it's all jokes and banter. But inside, something deeper has been growing. Aurora, who once only has her father Francesco Russo to call family, never imagined she'd find a second home in a firehouse. But with Bobby, Hen, Chimney, Eddie - and Buck - she finally understands what it means to belong. To be seen. To be understood. And Love? That's not a word she trusts. Not after watching her mother walk out at sixteen. Not after years of building walls to protect herself and her dad. But Buck? He's relentless in the softest way. He shows up. He listens. He stays. And no matter how hard Aurora tries to convince herself it's nothing, her heart keeps proving her wrong. He's not just trying to win her over. He's trying to show her that maybe - just maybe - love isn't a fairytale. It's real. And it's standing right in front of her.

Featured in YARomance's 'Love-Hate' reading list as of 01/24/2022 Featured in TeenFiction's 'Funny Bones' reading list as of 09/23/2021 Featured in WattpadExplorer's 'Editor Choice' reading list on 05/05/2021 Featured in General Fiction's 'Finding Love' reading list as of 02/14/2021 2nd Place in Psychological Novel Reads Contest 2020 as of 09/29/2020 Featured in the Summer Reading Challenge #WP2020 as of 07/13/2020 Featured in YA's 'Animal House' reading list as of 06/27/2020 Dani doesn't take garbage from anyone. Especially not from the jerk next door. Seventeen-year-old Dani Parker can't be more excited to graduate and get out of the hellhole poor excuse of a town she lives in. With enough family drama to land her a role on a reality TV series, Dani is more than ready to leave everything behind. Her plans to lay low and enjoy the rest of her senior year take a turn when she gets new neighbours. Meet James Hastings. Ridiculously intelligent, brooding, moody, and harbouring his own baggage, the last person he expects to befriend is the obnoxious girl next door. After being forced to spend more time together, Dani tries to make the most of the situation while James wants nothing to do with her. James pushes Dani to her limits while Dani forces James to see the more positive side of situations. Through navigating their own personal troubles and turmoils, the two realize there's a thin line between love and hate. BOOK 1: COMPLETED [word count: 100,000-110,000 words] BOOK 2: ONGOING

̗̀➛ "aw man, boys that spontaneously combust really aren't my type..." anaya zheng didn't want to be a demigod. in her ideal world, she's invisible. a typical face in the millions. but after getting her head bashed in by crazed wind spirits trying to murder her on the grand canyon, her ideal world becomes a myth. and myths become her reality. tossed into a quest with her three "sort of friends", adjusting to being the daughter of a god definitely isn't easy. it isn't all bad. she's got leo valdez. he's the only one that really makes sense to her, mostly after a few near death experiences with him. maybe, she thinks, this demigod thing isn't so grim after all. the odds are impossible. the path is unforgiving. and failure isn't an option, unless anaya wants to eat dirt for the rest of her life. (stupid dirt lady...) eight half-bloods must answer the call, at the end of the day. whether that day ends in storm or fire? well, anaya doesn't know. but she'll fight whatever ridiculous fate lays before her. -not all canon (relating to plot) -currently in-editing/worked on constantly! the original chapters are slowly being rewritten. -follows the plot of heroes of olympus (minor changes) -slow burn -oc! x canon The Lost Hero ✅ The Mark of Athena ✅ The House of Hades ✅ The Blood of Olympus ... RATINGS: #1 PJO - 03/03/26 #1 Frank Zhang 03/09/26 #1 Rick Riordan 03/10/26 #1 Heroes of Olympus 04/06/26 #1 Fire 04/09/26

A gremlin in a cafe... do I have to say more? A/N: I do NOT permit any kind uf usage of my story for podcasts, youtube or any other kind...as well as Translations. This is a my hero accademia fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own my hero accademia , rights to the owner.

"Y/n," you said, because apparently introductions were happening whether you liked it or not. He tilted his head slightly, as if committing the name to memory. "Moriarty." Of course it was. The name settled strangely in your mind, like it belonged to something you hadn't quite figured out yet. "Well, Moriarty," you said lightly, "try not to stand directly in people's walking paths. It's a dangerous lifestyle." "I was standing still." This story does not follow the original storyline of the Young Sherlock series. But please enjoy it anyway.

Audrey is getting a fresh start. No literally. She has no memories. All she knows is that she somehow managed to fall into a book. No recollection of how or which book, or even her life before....well this. But after being there for a couple months, she starts to get the hang of things that is until two strange men walk into her mechanic store. And they recognize her. Kick starting Audrey's reunion with her supposedly long lost family who are all apart of the mafia. Perfect. Audrey doesn't trust them and doesn't want to be apart of their family. But they aren't willing to let her go either. Will Audrey be able to forget the old and embrace her new narrative? Can her family convince her to stay and maybe even love them? Find out in Remember.

Alexandrina was considered a fashion icon back in Kazan due to her quirky, but immaculate and elegant fusion of Middle-eastern attire and Jeans. However, in St. Petersburgh, the Mecca of Russian fashion, her sense of style just gets her bullied. When she is at her lowest point, when she is starting to rethink her style options, His Lordship, the Lord of Chaos appears. He laughs at her bullies, orders her not to change anything about herself, casually threatens her bullies with violence and dives off a cliff before she can respond to any of it, thus turning her neatly ordered life with its plans and schedules upside down and filling it with Chaos.

A HIGHSCHOOL ROMANCE. ───── ~ "𝐻𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑦 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡... 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑓 𝐼 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑠." 𝐴 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑡 𝑓𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑜𝑟. ───── ~ "𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎 𝑏𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑙𝑦... ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ." ~ "𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡. 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑤𝑎𝑦." 𝐻𝑎𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔... 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑. ─────

What would you feel if the world around you suddenly changed overnight? Ruina was only a farm girl who desired nothing but to serve the people who saved her on one raging night of ash and blood. Until a fateful encounter will put a start to an already-written story. The beginning of a story full of adventure and comedy. A strong bond of friendship that is tied by fun time and tragedy. "One day, my life only revolves around soil and plants. I never thought I would be tasked to protect the weak and serve humanity."

Liliana Hawthorne and Miles Hayes have spent years competing for first place. Test scores. Rankings. Academic titles. There's always been a winner. There's always been a loser. What there's never been- is anything else. Until the rivalry starts to feel like something neither of them can quite define. And when Miles begins to pull away without explanation, Liliana is left questioning everything she thought she understood- about him, about their rivalry, and about herself. Because losing to him was one thing. But losing him? That was never part of the competition

𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙖 𝙗𝙚𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮, 𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤. A chaotic little lover story 11 year old Elizabeth Scamander is an American born witch trying to live life to the fullest with magic and muggles. Though it all changes on her eleventh birthday when she gets a letter regarding her going to Hogwarts. In Hogwarts she meets many new kinds of people, but one in particular catch's her eye. Draco Malfoy. -Enemies to friends to lovers to enemies to lovers -Slow burn -Years 1-7 -Humor -Includes made up characters not in the Harry Potter franchise All Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowling

Zombie apocalypse. Zero chill. One very pissed-off survivor.

Liam Horthon broke her heart once-prom night. The words she wished he'd heard... never came out the way she wanted. Years later, Lila Hartley-now Nova-walks into his world with a new name, a new attitude, and a score to settle. Forced to live together under one roof, sparks fly, sarcasm is mandatory, and chaos is guaranteed. Liam is dark, broody, and always in control. Nova is bold, bright, and utterly impossible to ignore. One room. Two clashing personalities. And absolutely no privacy. Secrets, tension, and hidden motives lurk in the shadows-because in this game of love and revenge, nothing is ever simple.

Under a rain-heavy London sky, two strangers collide-not by chance, but by consequence. He is-a global icon and the reluctant heir to a legacy that taught him everything about success and nothing about staying. She is-a quietly ambitious designer who believes in effort, timing, and never asking twice to be chosen. Their first meeting isn't gentle. It's reckless, miscalculated, and ends with both of them running from a mistake neither fully owns. No names exchanged. No promises made. Just a clash-sharp, sarcastic, unfinished. Elegant, witty, and emotionally charged, this enemies-to-lovers romance unfolds through razor-sharp banter, quiet longing, and the undeniable pull of something that keeps returning- no matter how far they run.

Darion kills monsters for a living. Saving the kingdom was never a part of the job description. And neither was dealing with the king's sharp-tongued niece-aspiring enchantress, expert archer, and the one person who never lets Darion take himself too seriously. But when a war-hungry sorceress, forbidden magic, and mythological horrors begin stacking the odds against the Kingdom of Valencia, Darion finds himself doing the one thing he's never been any good at: asking for help. When the two of them are pulled into a conflict far bigger than either expected, they're forced to work together and finally confront their feelings toward each other. They just have to live long enough to stop being stubborn about it. A Novel Approach to Saving the Kingdom is a fantasy rom-com adventure featuring slow-burn romance, found family, sharp dialogue, and characters who save the world while actively arguing about it.

When the gods decide to send a young demigod to their old friend Eywa, what will happen when they meet some navi called the Sully's and how will they return home to camp half blood guess you'll just have to wait and see

Is the first love the true love, or the true love simply the first? Ornela Ademi, a girl marked by fate, throws herself headfirst into what may be her own ruin or perhaps only into love. Azrael Gashi, her refuge and at the same time the man she tries to escape from. With a single lie, he stole her light. But can his truth help her find it again, or has his darkness already taken hold?