Comedy Stories

Lou Yuqing transmigrates into a cultivation world and binds to a gossip system-perfect for someone who just wants to lie flat and watch the drama unfold. There's only one problem. Her thoughts... aren't private. At the disciple acceptance ceremony, the esteemed Purple Cloud Immortal Venerable is about to take in a final disciple, until Lou Yuqing casually thinks: [That disciple will betray him in the future, steal his Daoist partner, loot his pills, and leave him a laughingstock of the cultivation world.] The Immortal Venerable's expression changes instantly. "We have no master-disciple fate." The chosen disciple: stunned. Lou Yuqing: even more stunned. Things only get worse from there. [Those two girls? Both impostors. The real one was thrown into a snake pit.] Sect Leader: "How dare you!" [That 'son-in-law'? Actually a woman in disguise.] Young Lady: "...A woman?!" [That patient? An undercover traitor who just crippled the Medical Sage and escaped.] Enforcement Hall: "Seize him!" Lou Yuqing just wanted to quietly eat melons and mind her business... But somehow, every thought she has gets broadcast to the entire sect. As secrets unravel, scandals explode, and chaos spreads- The sect prospers. Justice is served. And Lou Yuqing, the unwilling gossip machine... Becomes the darling of the entire cultivation world.

Yuma Sakura storms into Shiratorizawa Academy like a one‑person natural disaster-long hair flying, glass‑blue eyes gleaming with mischief, and a single cross earring that swings like a warning sign. Off the court, he's a lovable menace whose accidental catastrophes keep the entire team on edge. But the moment his shoes hit the volleyball court, everything about him transforms. The hyperactive gremlin becomes a razor‑sharp competitor: explosive, adaptable, and frighteningly skilled in any position he takes on. His dual nature makes him both the team's resident agent of chaos and their most unpredictable secret weapon.

After transmigrating into a historical novel, Wen Mian expected at least a decent role. Instead, she became a low-ranking palace maid. Other maids read their masters' expressions and survive through clever schemes. Wen Mian, however, only stares back blankly. [Why are you looking at me? I didn't do anything.] Fine. If she couldn't play palace politics, she would simply endure her years of service and leave the palace at twenty-five. That was the plan. Until the emperor suddenly chose her to be his personal maid. Serving the emperor is like serving a tiger. On her very first day, Wen Mian had already begun composing the epitaph on her future grave. *** Emperor Zhaoyan has a secret. Since ascending the throne, he has been able to hear the thoughts of everyone around him. Ministers plotting rebellion. Consorts smiling while hiding daggers. Endless schemes echo through his mind every day, making the Forbidden City colder than ever. During a harem interrogation, he prepares to expose the guilty- Until a different voice suddenly appears in his mind. [Why are you still looking at me? Never mind... I'm hungry.] [I want red bean milk rolls... roast duck... roast goose...] Emperor Zhaoyan: ... In the cold palace, this one girl's chaotic thoughts become the only warmth he hears. And this time, he refuses to let her go. *** (Mini Theater) Wen Mian expressionlessly pulls her hand out from beneath the apricot-yellow silk quilt. Her hand is... wet. Emperor Zhaoyan's voice turns hoarse. "Since things have come this far, you belong to me now. You cannot leave the palace. My beloved, stay here with me. I will never mistreat you." Wen Mian glares at him. "Your Majesty... are you trying to steal someone's future wife?"

ရုံးဝန်ထမ်းဖြစ်သူ လင်ယိတစ်​ယောက် အလုပ်အလွန်အကျွံလုပ်ခြင်း​ကြောင့် ရုတ်တရက်​သေဆုံးသွားခဲ့၏။ သူ မျက်လုံးများ ပြန်ဖွင့်လာချိန်မှာ လူချမ်းသာသူ​ဌေးကြီးတစ်​ဦးနှင့် စီးပွား​ရေးအရလက်ထပ်ထား​သော အ​မြောက်စာဇာတ်​ကောင်​လေး ဖြစ်​နေခဲ့​လေသည်။ ဤအိမ်​ထောင်​ရေး၌ လင်ယိက လုံးဝအ​ရေးမပါ​ချေ။ ​အေးစက်လွန်း​သော သူ၏ခင်ပွန်းဖြစ်သူ CEO မှာ အိမ်သို့တစ်ခါမှပြန်မလာဖူးဘဲ လစဥ်လတိုင်း သူ့ကတ်ထဲသို့ ယွမ်ငါးသန်း အသုံးစရိတ်ကိုသာ လွှဲ​ပေးတတ်သည်။ လင်ယိ : ဒီလို​ကောင်းတဲ့အရာမျိုး တကယ်ရှိတာလား။ ​ကဲ၊ အခုက အေး​အေး​ဆေး​ဆေးအနားယူပြီး လှဲ​​နေရမဲ့အချိန်ပဲ! ထိုအရာအပြင် လင်ယိမှာ ​မွေးစားသားတစ်​ယောက်ရှိ​နေသည်။ [T/N: တကယ်​တော့ လင်ပါသားပါ။ အဲ့နာမည်ကြီးက ​ခေါ်လို့မ​​ကောင်းလို့ ​မွေးစားသားလို့ ​​ရေးထားပါတယ်။] သူ၏​မွေးစားသားဖြစ်သူ ​ဟော့​မျန်မ

မှော်ဆေးမင် အစွမ်းနဲ့ ကမ္ဘာကြီးကို သိမ်းပိုက်မယ် ဘာသာပြန်- Alex ( Myth horizon )

When Ron woke up, he discovered something unbelievable-he had died and been reincarnated as Kyogre, the ancient leviathan of the sea. No longer bound by human weakness, his very existence sent shockwaves across the world. With a single movement of his massive fins, he could unleash hundred-meter tsunamis, and with a mere breath, he could flood entire regions. What was once myth had now become reality-broadcasted live across the globe. As Ron roamed the oceans, slaying sea monsters and reclaiming the abyss, humanity watched in awe and terror. He became the Alpha Pokémon of the seas, and with his awakening, other forgotten legends began to stir. The appearance of Kyogre exposed the possibility of even greater beings-Groudon, who slumbers beneath the earth's crust, and Rayquaza, the sky sovereign who dwells in the ozone layer. Scientists were baffled: "What kind of creature is this? How can it summon cataclysmic storms and tsunamis just by moving its fins? None of this makes any sense!" Netizens were hysterical: "What! This giant whale controls the sea itself? It just created a storm like it was nothing!" The world trembled: "If there's a Kyogre, then what other unimaginable beings exist? Have we been blind to the gods of this world all along?" And Ron himself declared with divine authority: "I am the God of the Sea. My only goal is to grow stronger, conquer Groudon, and unravel the mysteries hidden in the deepest oceans." (Under some grammar checking, so please wait)

Shen Lian, courtesy name Ziruo, just wanted a break. Caught between internship chaos and academic burnout, he takes a well-earned week off to chill, cry, and binge the historical fantasy dramaThe Untamed. He didn't expect to spiral into emotional devastation, fall headfirst for a flute-wielding chaos gremlin, or whisper a half-joking wish to meet them in real life. Then he got electrocuted. And woke up in the body of a 14-year-old disciple of the Meishan Yu clan. Now he's been selected to travel with the Yunmeng Jiang disciples to the Cloud Recesses. Which might be okay... if everyone in this world couldn't hear his thoughts. Modern snark, spoiler-filled rants, thirst over cultivators, and deep philosophical takes on character arcs? All broadcasted-out loud He thinks he's losing his mind. The cultivation world thinks he's a prophetic oracle. But somewhere beyond time and space, a greater force watches and whispers: What if someone could change the story?

Lin Yue had never imagined that the birthday wish she made in jest would truly come to pass. She had awakened not in her own body, but reborn as Mei Lin, the personal maid of her cherished heroine. Instead of despair, joy surged through her heart. In her mind, she laughed softly and spun in a foolish little dance. Since Heaven has sent me here. She would not allow the tragedy of the book to repeat itself. She would shield the First Young Mistress from the venomous schemes of the villainess, even if it meant offending the entire household. _ "How dare you shove Qing He to the ground!" a voice accused sharply. "I did not!" the girl cried desperately. "Enough excuses," said the Fourth Young Master, Su Chen. "I saw it with my own eyes." The surrounding servants lowered their heads, not daring to breathe. At that moment, Mei Lin stepped forward. She knelt respectfully, and bowed deeply. "This lowly servant begs permission to speak," she said softly. "I was present throughout the incident." Su Chen's gaze shifted to her. "Speak." "The Second Young Mistress fell of her own accord." "Furthermore, the First Young Mistress did not enter the kitchen today. How, then, could the Second Young Mistress fall ill because of her cooking?" "Moreover, the First Young Mistress was bathing in the rear chambers when the Second Young Mistress arrived." "It was the Second Young Mistress who provoked the First Young Mistress first." Every time the villainess struck, Lin Yue was already two steps ahead. The Second Young Mistress's face flushed crimson with fury. "Impudent servant!" she shrieked. "Silence, you wretched girl!" Mei Lin bowed her head once more, unflinching. "Forgive this servant, Second Young Mistress," she replied calmly. "But my name is Mei Lin." And she would not be trampled so easily.

The Fake Scumbag Gong's Online Romance Backfires . story not mine | offline read purpose . Jiang Tian came home after evening study and found his house in chaos. His older sister-who was about to get engaged-just discovered that her blind date was a scammer: a closeted gay man secretly playing bottom on a gay dating app! Furious, she downed three bottles of baijiu and insisted that Jiang Tian pretend to be a scummy dominant top online, seduce the liar, lure him out, and then slap him hard across the face. Jiang Tian: Jie, did you forget your little brother is still in high school? Sister: My baby brother is the top of the year, 187cm tall with broad shoulders and abs. If even he doesn't feel sorry for me, who will? Jiang Tian: ... Jiang Tian: Then teach me how to do it. I've never done this before. That night. Through his sister's "friend recommendation," Jiang Tian added the scumbag, followed online guides, and sent a photo showing his abs- Then, expressionless, he asked the man: "Wanna meet?" *** Chu Xuyu received a stranger's friend request. Fresh out of a meeting, a little tipsy from red wine, he stared at the ab pic through his gold-rimmed glasses, feeling flushed and dazed. "......" Noticing the recommender was his former secretary, he paused and asked, "Do you know who I am?" Three months later. Chu Xuyu, executive president of a top conglomerate, found himself experiencing love for the first time. He decided to meet his online boyfriend-who was ten years younger than him-in person. Meanwhile- Jiang Tian, following his sister's instructions, had used abs, collarbone shots, a deep voice, and other "bait" methods to finally reel in the fish. He knocked on his sister's door, phone in hand: "Jie, the scumbag agreed to meet up. How should I reply?" His sister screamed loud enough to shake the roof: "Why the hell did I send my ex-boss's WeChat?!" Jiang Tian: ... "Are you serious, Jie?" ommited

I woke up buried under a mountain of corpses in the Third Great Ninja War. Blood soaked my skin, and death was mere inches away. But just as I thought my second life was over, a mechanical voice rang out. [Ding! The 'Everyone Loves Me' Strategy System has awakened!] [Reward: Six Eyes (Rikugan) & Limitless (Mukagen)!] I had the powers of Gojo Satoru. I was invincible. I was ready to dominate the Ninja World! There was just one small problem... White Zetsu dug me out, and Madara Uchiha decided to adopt me. Oh, and the System and Zetsu forced me into a purple kimono. Now, the legendary Ghost of the Uchiha thinks I'm a "talented little girl" who shares his dream of peace. To survive the den of lions, I have to act. I became the moon in Obito's darkness. I became the spy Madara trusted most. I became the "Goddess" of the Akatsuki. What Awaits You: Jujutsu Kaisen Powers: Six Eyes, Limitless, Blue, Red, and Hollow Purple in the Naruto World. Master Manipulator: Deceiving Madara, brainwashing Obito, and playing the entire ninja world like a fiddle. The Ultimate "Trap": A male protagonist forced to crossdress. The world thinks he's a beauty; he just wants to punch people. Villain Faction: Starting in the caves with Madara and Zetsu, moving to the Akatsuki. Comedy & Misunderstandings: Serious villains blushing at a guy in a dress.

လူချမ်းသာကြီးရဲ့ ကလေးလေးကို ငါလွယ်ထားရတယ် #myanmar translation,not my own Author :: Sweet and Greasy Millet Porridge Total chapter :: 114chapter

★☾အပိုင်းရေ - (၂၄၆)☽★ ✩ငါတို့တစ်မိသားစုလုံးက အဖြည့်ခံဇာတ်ပို့တွေ!!! ✩နိုးထလာသော အဖြည့်ခံဇာတ်ပို့များ!!! ✩ဇာတ်လိုက်များ၏ Mary Sue character ပြိုလဲခြင်း... ✩စုတ်ချက်အောက်မှ မလူးသာမလွန့်သာ ဇာတ်ကောင်များ... ✩ဇာတ်လိုက်များ၏ အမှောင်ဘက်ခြမ်း ★ဇာတ်လိုက်တွေက တချို့သူတွေရဲ့ ဘဝမှာ ဗီလိန်အဖြစ် ပါဝင်ကပြခဲ့ပြီး လူတိုင်းဟာ ကိုယ့်ဘဝမှာ ကိုယ်သာ ဇာတ်လိုက်ဖြစ်တယ်★

တစ်မိသားစုလုံးရဲ့ သဲသဲလှုပ်ချစ်ခံရတဲ့ညီမငယ်လေး

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a Paperback & E-book by W by Wattpad Books As a Wattpad reader, you can now access both the Original Edition and the W by Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase (PS: a review on Amazon (and also Goodreads) would be very much appreciated, to help get this POC rom com in front of more readers! All the review page links are on my Wattpad profile page :-) ) In the new Published Edition of the book, the characters of Mira and Jake will be older and wiser co-workers in the corporate world, who miss their flight and get stuck spending an extra 24 hours in Paris. They'll start off annoyed with each other, but you know how the story goes... "Adorably sweet and a brilliant read! It made me feel like I was roaming the streets of Paris without having to leave my couch." - Grace @HQ ***** On the last day of their class's college trip to Paris, Mira and Jake get tangled up in a debacle that causes them to miss their flight home to New York. Which means they're stuck in Paris until the next available flight that's 24 hours away! Mira is witty and a lover of art history and good cheese. Jake, on the other hand, is your All-American frat boy with a killer smile. Translation: they can't stand each other. As they visit places they could never have imagined, Mira and Jake go from mortal enemies to star-crossed lovers with sizzling chemistry. But can their spark last without Paris' cheese and charm to keep it going? [[word count: 50,000-60,000 words]] Cover designed by Ray Gardener

Emma and Vivian spend their summer at a new camp to help out a friend, only to discover that it's a dating camp and they both have to pretend to be single! ***** Emma and Vivian, having spent their first year of college living together, agree to spend their summer at Gwen Black's latest camp. Unfortunately, due to a misunderstanding (and Gwen's aggressive advertising), the entire camp is using Emma as a mascot because she's "single". Emma and Vivian decide to let the situation play out to help Gwen, finding a new thrill in keeping their love secret. Soon, though, things get out of hand as they start making each other jealous, and someone online is working to destroy their relationship (and the entire camp)! Can Emma save the camp, her reputation, and the only relationship that's ever mattered to her? (Sequel to Camp Mapplewood: original version.) [[word count: 40,000-50,000 words]]

There are children who learn by watching. There are children who learn by copying. And then- There are children who learn by living. Han Seo-jin was not a normal child. Not because he was loud. Not because he was gifted. But because- He felt less than others. He didn't cry when he fell. He didn't laugh when others did. He didn't panic. Didn't cling. Didn't need. "...Why don't you cry?" "I don't think I need to." It wasn't arrogance. It wasn't strength. It was emptiness. A quiet world. Flat. Gray. Until- One day- He touched a script. And the world- Touched him back. He felt rain. Cold. Fear. Loss. Pain. Things he had never truly understood- Became real. Not imagined. Not practiced. Lived. A child who could not feel- Began to experience everything. Again. And again. And again. Through countless lives. Through countless deaths. Through countless roles. And unknowingly- He became something the world could not understand. A genius? A prodigy? A miracle? No. He was simply- A child- Who had lived too many lives. And this- Is the story- Of how that child- Became the greatest actor the world had ever seen.

Anne De Ville is a do-the-same-thing-every-day kind of ordinary. On the one day she chooses to try and do something different, she ends up dropping her shoes down several flights of stairs, right onto the head of her crush-and her brother's best friend-Hunter Denegan. Will her Prince Charming look for the girl who lost her shoe? [This book is going to be published with Wattpad WEBTOON Book Group in the Summer 2025] [[word count: 20,000-30,000 words]]

When a mysterious killer started wiping out the city's prettiest, meanest, most scandalous girls, Eleo thinks she's safe. She's none of those things. She's just a clumsy, overworked college student with zero dating experience. That is, until she does something spectacularly dumb that inevitably put her in his path. Now, instead of living her quiet, peaceful life, she's dealing with: • ‌A ridiculously good-looking serial killer who won't leave her alone. • ‌Death threats that sound suspiciously flirty. And, Eleo's got two options: 1. Find out who the killer is before he "accidentally" falls in love with her. 2. Die. ...And dying sounds 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 inconvenient. 🚨 Not a tutorial. Do NOT attempt.

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154