Absurdist Stories

87 Stories

Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
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High Strangeness by elfordalley
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High Strangenessby elfordalley
Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses. ...
The Fellowship of the Schmeckles by Blackmage3113
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The Fellowship of the Schmecklesby Rob Godwin
The Fellowship of the Schmeckles - When Rick and Morty crash into Middle-earth, destiny itself goes off the rails. As Rick reprograms reality, Sauron's grand design unra...
A Normie's Guide To Mind-Reading | ONC 2023 by Levinos
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A Normie's Guide To Mind-Reading |...by Levinos
If you'd like to pick up mind-reading, look no further! This unorthodox guide by a normie draws on first-hand encounters with mind-readers, which means you get an outsid...
The Sinclairs' Most Unfortunate Affairs by Bewcho
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The Sinclairs' Most Unfortunate Af...by josefwrites
The Sinclair's are wealthy, powerful, and an absolute menace to society. Between suspiciously timed deaths, centuries-old feuds, and a family tree more twisted than a pr...
And On Friday a low with chance of Bodyrain by Nanni_DM
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And On Friday a low with chance of...by Nader Baydoun
It's always raining when this happens. Maybe to set the mood, maybe just coincidence. But here I am again, staring at the body in front of me. Cold, still, familiar. And...
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the world of paperhat: part I (WIP) by AnonyB0b
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the world of paperhat: part I (WIP)by Chicken Nuggets
Paperhat woke up to a thumping noise. What is it? (hey there, my brother wrote this. He's pretty amazing, huh? :))
The Office Man by Jesus4466
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The Office Manby Jess
A philosophical take on society and yourself :)
Sandwich Corp. by TheTrueHatPerson
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Sandwich Corp.by Hat Person
An absurdist piece about a dystopian corporation hellbent on one thing: Sandwiches. If you liked the Cave Johnson dialogue from Portal 2, this one should (hopefully) win...
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Life's Instruction Manual : A collection of short stories and poems by PaperBoatsSail
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Life's Instruction Manual : A coll...by PaperBoatsSail
This instruction manual was found in a carton of indomie noodles, written on a series of sticky notes, and translated from the language of Orcas. Many pages are missing...
Vacuum by RaeGaray
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Vacuumby RaeGaray
An institution removes the souls of women and children to ease their social existence
Portal to the Crimson River by SeventhBard
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Portal to the Crimson Riverby SeventhBard
Stories that will scare you, if you scare bizarrely easily. I haven't decided how many stories I'll add to this collection yet, but I have decided they're all going to...
Pocket Full of Loose Things by Apheistas1
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Pocket Full of Loose Thingsby Andrew V.
A dumping ground for my original (And not so original) short stories and poems. Please Enjoy!
We Are All Waiting For Something by SparrowBlack2
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We Are All Waiting For Somethingby Sparrow Black
An Absurdist Short Story A man waits, in a room full of people.
Twins by HarperJRainns
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Twinsby HarperJRainns
A misanthrope glimpses beauty.
the wall by billdep
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the wallby bill_dep
don't ask me, ask you are self