Satire Stories

♠ ------𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!Yandere!bully x 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐞!reader //🙶𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐, 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟏. 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲, 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲.🙷// It all started when your mom sent you off to a niche school for rehabilitation after mistaking you for "insane". Now your stuck in Saint Leonard's high, aka Alcatraz's rival, the worst school in human history and possibly hell's pilot project. The school's so neglected and full of delinquents, bullies, and possibly murderers, even cops won't drive in this place after dark. but hey, silver lining, you've made a new friend. The one and only Gabriel Hale, the school's almighty. He's decided your his new 'best friend' and because of your golden status as Gabriel's buddy, your practically untouchable. Now you don't come here to learn, but spend this whole new year fucking around within the prison of St. Leonard until you get out of this hellhole- oh, and Gabriel too, he's here to watch your back. ------ This book contains possibly offensive content, so beware.

Show based what-if's. What if Arnav chose love over ego? What if Shyam returned for revenge? Or Lavanya turned villain? Or Sheetal actually helped Khushi? Peep in to read more such tracks! Banner by __shiri__

What if the adorable pups of the PAW Patrol were caught in a battle for the soul of America-and the world? Adventure Bay is peaceful until betrayal strikes at the heart of the PAW Patrol. When Chase, the loyal German Shepherd police pup, overhears his friends questioning his leadership, his world shatters. Heartbroken, he chooses to run away. Yet this is not your typical Chase-runs-away story. His choice sets in motion a journey that will take him from the busy Golden Gate Bridge of San Francisco to the marble halls of Washington, D.C.--and straight into the center of a global conspiracy. There, Chase is drawn into a revolutionary scheme designed to promise convenience, but in secret, it holds the power to chain humanity in financial servitude. As the PAW Patrol scramble to find their missing friend, Chase finds himself entangled with shadowy figures, high-stakes espionage, and the dangerous allure of purpose, power, and betrayal. Read as Chase's journey transforms from heartbreak to redemption, from loyal pup to runaway, from government asset to freedom fighter. Along the way, he confronts wolves in the wilderness, the price of loyalty, the weight of his own conscience, and the question that haunts his every heartbeat: "What is the point of life in a world that seems built to betray you?" Packed with emotional drama and faith-driven reflection, Pups Save the World blends action, suspense, and heart with an unflinching look at family, freedom, and the moral foundations of society. Will forgiveness and faith heal wounds deeper than any mission ever could? Every decision matters and the future rests in the paws of a hero who must face the world--and himself. Read this transformative saga of loyalty, betrayal, redemption, and hope, and discover why one brave pup's light can change the world. This is my first story, so please enjoy. Note: This story explores themes of betrayal, moral conflict, and faith, and is rated around PG-13. Reader discretion is advised.

A gallery that does not exist. A man who knows her name. A book she was never meant to read. Katriana steps into something she does not understand, and by the time she realizes it, it is already too late. Because the next Sunday, the gallery is gone.... and so is she. Death should have been the end of it. But when Katriana opens her eyes again, she is no longer where she died. And this time, the story does not feel like fiction. ** Cover Art: @matchseiaa Cover Design: via Canva Upload Schedule: COMPLETED. SEASON 1 ENDED! (S2: via KDP/Kindle--or maybe still on Wattpad: August 14th, 2026) ** TW: This isn't a dark novel but there's a lot of trauma, tragic things, morally gray characters, and swear words in this series. I've toggled the Mature rating. DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction based on the author's (my) imagination, and the views are of the characters and purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. ** FYI: I upvote my own fiction on each chapter ehehehe (^0^) Thank you for reading!

The Pitch : What happens when your parents leave for a business trip, and your house's ridiculous electricity load accidentally triggers an ancient alien portal buried right under your basement? For 16-year-old twins Jerry (a struggling vlogger with 47 subscribers) and Jane (a hyper-organized, no-nonsense MBA student), it means their entire house teleports to a completely different, dangerous dimension every single sunrise. To survive, they have to navigate bizarre alien laws, corporate space-bureaucracy, and cosmic anomalies-all while maintaining their intense sibling rivalry and shooting a documentary. But their biggest challenge isn't the blue alien police or floating ghosts; it's Diggy, a sarcastic, lazy, talking mole they accidentally adopt from a cosmic graveyard, who is obsessed with interior decoration and free Wi-Fi. Can they find their way back home before their strictly disciplined parents return? Or will they get permanently erased by the multi-dimensional void? Rankings : 7/7/2026 43 in fun out of 104k stories 1 in Mole out of 259 stories 1 in Mockumentary out of 73 stories 7 in portal out of 6.31k stories

Romance novels lied. The nerd doesn't always end up with the bad boy. Sometimes she's just an aroace bookworm trying to survive high school, pay rent, maintain a scholarship, and mourn fictional characters like they were real people. Eliza Avellins has neither the desire nor the time for romance. Unfortunately, the universe keeps throwing people into her life anyway - especially one annoyingly persistent extrovert who seems determined to become her friend. She wishes he'd stop trying. He wishes she'd stop running away. Neither of them is getting what they want. Magnificent banner by @bookishnxrd. previously The Nerd in the Corner #1 in socialanxiety

Rina has worked at the Guild longer than anyone remembers. She's the only one left from the original team. The locked drawer in her desk hasn't been opened in fifty years. Then Fen arrives - a new hire who asks questions, brings coffee, and refuses to let her disappear into the background. The Last Drawer is a quiet, bittersweet story about corporate loneliness, outliving everyone you started with, and the slow realization that staying is its own kind of strength. Book Two continues the teaching. Fen learns the old forms. The filing cabinets shift on Tuesdays. The heating goes out. And Rina begins to remember what it felt like to care.

hello!! okay so im not really sure how this is gonna be written?? let me explain what this is we are a friend group who suddenly got bored and decided that itd be funny if we made a fandom for us and have us be mischaracterized in fan media and whatnot, so here we are! bit of a trigger warning of jokes that will be made : sh/suicide sexual jokes stereotypes (Australian and Mexican stereotypes - can be reclaimed, 2 writers are mexican and 2 others are aussies) homophobic/transphobic jokes (same as before - we are actually all queer and 4 of us are under the trans umbrella/trans) if you're reading this ; these are more so OCs that represent us - they are ⚠️ aged up⚠️ tiktok: platonicpolycule yt: platonicpolycule

Meet Den Mum. She is a self-contained arsenal running on calm, a "Hobbit-Elf" with cerulean eyes, and a woman possessing a thread of classic European elegance running staunchly through her bones. She survives on a precise matrix of sugar-free flavored waters, regular Shopee vitamin orders, and a fierce dedication to the Golden Rule Protocol. Having survived a childhood of psychological combat zones and a catastrophic system crash of familial loss, Den Mum has built an unyielding, sovereign fortress of peace. She has zero patience for the "Tedious Baseline" of her peers, corporate ego loops, or the superficial drama of the modern dating pool. Navigating the harried, roaring intersections of Bangkok, teaching a swarthy crew of young piratey ESL students, and running forensic audits on everything from British television satires to the un-kosher logistics of cheeseburgers, Den Mum is finally coming into her own. She's not looking for a corporate compromise. She's tracking a rare, high-fidelity frequency: My Person/Mr. Exemplary-a checkmate matching soul to share the handlebars of life with, if anyone at all. Equal parts dry, deadpan comedy and fiercely poignant emotional stewardship, "How Not to Marry a Welshman (and Other Success Stories) is a deeply unique, slow-burn biographical journey about stepping out of survival mode, healing from the wreckage of the past, and mapping out a multifaceted galaxy of one's own. Moving from high-concept cultural critiques to turning a frantic "fridge-dash" leftovers mess into culinary alchemy, "How Not to Marry a Welshman (and other Success Stories)" is a witty, raw, and fiercely sovereign story of neurodivergent survival, profound healing, and finding/founding a fortress of peace entirely on your own terms.

girlnextdoor novel; 10 college students who cheat on eachother and have a strong friendship!!

This is a story of a boy meets boy But you need to know upfront. This is not a love story. -- The characters and the story based off it is not my original work. All rights belong to their sole creators.

Jamie Narumi-Medrano and Matteo "Matt" Medrano are married, in power, and deeply in love-but politics has no mercy. As Jamie rises toward national leadership and Matt governs Citta del Pieve, Conrad Narumi is dragged back into politics, first as senator, then president, against his will. The question is not who wins elections- but who survives power without losing family.

On an alien world whose residents can play at casinos in childhood, Janick is thrown, from birth, into a world where parents fight each other over things such as material possessions, academics, sports, and casino prowess. Little does Janick know is that she will end up becoming a poster child on her own terms, both on the rink and the green carpet, while having to battle her way through a world filled with licensed cheaters. Note: This story is actually a translation from French of a very old project, so it will feel quite different from all my previous work. #1 in elementary (July 4, 2026) #1 in giftedness (July 9, 2026)

Imagine if the Hunger Games and Love Island had a baby

Friends are like potatoes. Some are crispy and make life more enjoyable. Some are as smooth as mashed potatoes-easy to get along with. And some are dry, needing a deep dip into an ocean of patience. In this book, we'll take a journey through the kitchen of friendship, discovering how to keep the recipe from burning. Along the way, we'll figure out who deserves a place on the plate-and who belongs in the trash bin.

There once was a legend of a being in long past With the might of the gods, but a heart frail as glass Many a folk had once gathered, many a voice in their praise Catching wind to the hillside, the king's blood a blaze For their might was far certain, like flame of a beast So the king sent his armies, and they fled to the east To kill upon prey, from father to son Until their might had lost favor, to no longer run Trapped in a cage, they were sent across sea To die in the waves, to die in what's free Until fear wakes the memory that the night glimmers a star A star of long past, singing a name we call Almar To rise from the ashes, to a world set a blaze To strike fear in our hearts, until none stands but praise

In a world of magic and dragons, humanity's greatest hope is the Summoned Heroes. The Church of the Goddess, the only institution capable of performing the summoning ritual, did what any reasonable institution would do. They made a catalogue. Why rely on fate when you can have a price list? Different tiers. Different classes. Different budgets. From premium, battle-tested champions, to "affordable" options for struggling kingdoms. Because even the poor deserve their own personal hero. Unfortunately, one such "budget-conscious" kingdom got... Theo. A professional séance scammer. A necromancer who couldn't control the dead. A defective product. So, they did the logical thing: They threw him away. What no one knows is, he can summon the dead, even though his system only allows him to summon souls from Earth. From Archimedes to Nikola Tesla, Julius Caesar to George S. Patton, Leonardo da Vinci to... Steve Jobs? Men who shaped civilizations, now answering to a scammer. A kingdom forged from Earth's greatest minds to devour other kingdoms in Civara... and perhaps even the Goddess herself. There is just one problem. Right next door lies the Demon Kingdom, And it has been waiting to devour Civara, long before Theo ever arrived. --- New Chapter: Tue, Thurs, Sat

TW: almost everyone is insane and will kill you (and themselves) over the pettiest reasons. exaggerated archetype caricatures. artistic license doing this cuz i dont want to pick up the pencil character intros coming soon later girl on the cover is Veronical_vesbook5x she is a scripturient fanfic writer (get it? because this website is also a fanfic site. also this story is canon)

Elias Mercer arrives at Wendy Gazab's office carrying his own death certificate. According to every government record, every transit authority, and every department that matters, he's been dead for six weeks. The only problem is he's standing in front of her asking for help. As Wendy digs into the impossible case, she discovers that Elias wasn't just murdered. His death was officially approved before it happened. Someone filed the paperwork first, then made reality obey. Every answer leads deeper into a city where forgotten departments still issue orders, dissolved agencies continue operating in secret, and bureaucracy has become powerful enough to rewrite history itself. Witnesses change overnight. Records edit themselves. Buildings that no longer exist keep processing official documents. The closer Wendy gets to the truth, the more reality begins correcting her investigation out of existence. To save a man the world insists is already dead, Wendy must uncover who turned paperwork into a weapon before she becomes the next name quietly removed from the system. A dark mystery blending bureaucratic horror, cosmic conspiracy, razor-sharp satire, and impossible investigations, where the most dangerous words in the world are "Your paperwork has been processed."

💡 Ide original. Lucu. Satir. Kadang bikin ngakak, kadang bikin nangis. Kalau biasanya bully itu kejam, novel ini justru nanya balik: apa bully bisa jadi obat moral? Bayangin ada satu gerakan nasional aneh bernama "Tatapan Sosial"-cuma dengan melotot bareng, orang bisa bikin pelanggar aturan gemetar. Awalnya kocak, lama-lama jadi horor: fitnah menyebar, orang tak bersalah tewas, bahkan tokoh jujur pun dijebak. Dan dari semua kekacauan itu, muncul satu pertanyaan... 👉 "Balas dendam, atau memaafkan?" 📖 Sebuah kisah satir tentang viralitas, politik busuk, dan siapa sebenarnya yang layak masuk surga.