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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
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296K17.9K42Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive!
*****
When...
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High Strangenessby elfordalley37.2K1.1K66
37.2K1.1K66Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses.
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#3
The Fellowship of the Schmecklesby Rob Godwin87127
87127The Fellowship of the Schmeckles - When Rick and Morty crash into Middle-earth, destiny itself goes off the rails. As Rick reprograms reality, Sauron's grand design unra...
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A Normie's Guide To Mind-Reading |...by Levinos2404519
2404519If you'd like to pick up mind-reading, look no further!
This unorthodox guide by a normie draws on first-hand encounters with mind-readers, which means you get an outsid...
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#5
The Sinclairs' Most Unfortunate Af...by josefwrites2222
2222The Sinclair's are wealthy, powerful, and an absolute menace to society. Between suspiciously timed deaths, centuries-old feuds, and a family tree more twisted than a pr...
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The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteriesby ishita22516
22516The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries: A Tale of Cosmic Curiosities and Missing Socks
In the quaintly absurd town of Serendipity Springs, where reality seems to have taken...
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And On Friday a low with chance of...by Nader Baydoun201
201It's always raining when this happens. Maybe to set the mood, maybe just coincidence. But here I am again, staring at the body in front of me. Cold, still, familiar. And...
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Mythosophyby AnomalyParadox4202
4202"The crests of the crimson sea crackled down upon the contours of the shore,
That moment they came crawling from that priestly jaw,
With their tentacles hlopping a...
#9
Dinner With the Flannigansby mimsy_2411
2411An ambitious absurdist dramatic piece based on the 1950s sitcom.
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#10
Life's Instruction Manual : A coll...by PaperBoatsSail701
701This instruction manual was found in a carton of indomie noodles, written on a series of sticky notes, and translated from the language of Orcas. Many pages are missing...
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The Quibbler Gone Wrongby SheWhoIsADreamer3511
3511Xenos Lovegood is a kind man who is not one to say no to a budding young student at Hogwarts who would like to take work experience at his wacky magazine The Quibbler. U...
#12
Sandwich Corp.by Hat Person6501
6501An absurdist piece about a dystopian corporation hellbent on one thing: Sandwiches. If you liked the Cave Johnson dialogue from Portal 2, this one should (hopefully) win...
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the world of paperhat: part I (WIP)by Chicken Nuggets1111
1111Paperhat woke up to a thumping noise. What is it?
(hey there, my brother wrote this. He's pretty amazing, huh? :))
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How the grungle jumbled Chrisby dr_skrungle1301
1301"It's a spoof on how the grinch stole Christmas"
-mj, 2024
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First-world whiny teenager with an...by Missmahima801
801If you're perfect and have life figured out please don't read this or I'll track you down and throw a shoe at your face.
You're too into friends and happiness and experi...
