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Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
Wednesday's Child Is Full Of Woe by BaguetteManOfficial
Wednesday's Child Is Full Of Woeby BaguetteManOfficial
New cover is courtesy of the wonderful @Aikon_MJ5 Apparently this story has been"Hand picked by Wattpad ambassadors for top 3 Netflix stories" ?!?! I didn't g...
Under Lorena's Control (COMPLETE) by Dreamy627
Under Lorena's Control (COMPLETE)by Dreamy627
Lorena Vile's last name is an understatement. She is wanted by the most powerful empire on the planet. Everyone knows her real name but she's too clever for any arrest a...
Species Unknown [Book 2: Pisces) by fantasynote
Species Unknown [Book 2: Pisces)by Anna
*MERMAN ROMANCE* Moving from the warm beaches of Oahu to the rocky shores of Monterey, California was supposed to be a fresh start for college graduate Leilani Ono. Howe...
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖁𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖗𝖊 - One Piece x Reader by urfavvkemi
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖁𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖗𝖊 - One Piece...by Little Delulu
[I do not own The picture.] [Base on Manga] "𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙤𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙣, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙮, 𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙮 𝙡...
Redemption of Royals (Book 3) by SkWookie
Redemption of Royals (Book 3)by Siddhi Kadam
Rudra Rana Singh Rawal was abandoned at the age of two. Stolen name. Stolen identity. Stolen crown. He has lived the life of a thief despite being a Prince. There's o...
The Contractor (Wednesday Addams x Male Reader) by Mikexlrose
The Contractor (Wednesday Addams x...by Mikexlrose
Nevermore Academy, a school for the outcast, the creatures and beings of the world that society would rather keep in the shadows, the ones that are more than they appear...
Don't Wanna Be Another Sad Story (Montgomery Gator X Reader) by Cassalynn
Don't Wanna Be Another Sad Story (...by FatherPopeDaddy
Waiting for her inevitable demise from the incurable sickness she was cursed with, yn just carries on through the motions of her existence. She's ready to die and has de...
His soulmate (Klaus Mikealson love story) by miaxtvdu
His soulmate (Klaus Mikealson love...by Miah
Elizabeth Gilbert, the twin of Elena Gilbert, discovers she's the last of her kind and one of the most powerful species. Soon after Klaus Mikealson comes to mystic fall...
BL4CK L1PST1CK by kxss_of_dexth
BL4CK L1PST1CKby ~Mazuko~
Enid Sinclair x Fem!Reader x Wednesday Addams (NEW DESCRIPTION COMING SOON) Y/n Russo, the outcast of all outcasts. She didn't fit into any category at Nevermore, nor di...
When My Shift Ends | ✓ by iwearheelys
When My Shift Ends | ✓by iwearheelys
When former beauty pageant queen, Ellie Wilde, hears of her grandmother's sickness, she's the first to offer to drive her to her chemotherapy. What she didn't know she w...
Adler: The Aces of St.Sinclair by _HEROWIN_
Adler: The Aces of St.Sinclairby _HEROWIN_
St. Sinclair, the academy for the intellectually gifted and super elites of society had been a life long dream for Stevie Powell. Of course, nothing comes without a pric...
No Dogs Allowed by anasianamateur
No Dogs Allowedby gemma young
The secret to success? A good set of tires, and a hell of a vendetta. ________ Echo Yun is a square racing prodigy, a collegian newbie, and 10.5 million dollars in debt...
Apex Predator by Darkpetal16
Apex Predatorby Leah
In which Konoha's beloved jinchūriki finds herself in an odd new world with only Kurama by her side. He insists bijū bombs are the only way to fix this issue. OP charact...
Malvado a pure evil | Taekook | by DarkCastingMoon
Malvado a pure evil | Taekook |by ℓυηα☾
Jungkook saw pure red blood sliding from the lifeless body on his white marble tiles which was still staring at his direction. Jungkook's heart clenched as if someone ha...
Getting God's Pity(And A Whole Kingdom In The Process) by StoryTeller603
Getting God's Pity(And A Whole Kin...by AnimeGirl1956
File 491317, or better known as Yaku Amamiya on Earth, is one of the most unluckiest mortals that had ever been created. But there had been a reason for it. The reason...
Chasing After The PA | Complete ✔ by DaymareXNightdream
Chasing After The PA | Complete ✔by Jessica🌙
Hunter Blackthorne, CEO of the most powerful company in the world. Young, attractive and extremely arrogant. Payton Flores, escaping a dark past and looking for a bri...
Shikimori san hates Oikawa by TaniyaSingh931
Shikimori san hates Oikawaby Taniya Singh
Two childhood bestfriend decided to marry their children because of many reasons. Shikimori ( fem protagonist) hates oikawa ( male protagonist), she has her own reasons...