Darkhumor Stories

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...

When former beauty pageant queen, Ellie Wilde, hears of her grandmother's sickness, she's the first to offer to drive her to her chemotherapy. What she didn't know she w...

Kidnap, torture, kill, repeat. That's how this serial killer rolls. So, what does it take for one boy to escape his horrifying captivity? It takes guts! Best friends, Ke...

Legion is my favourite character from dbd, I don't care what players say, suck it >:D

reaction memes go ahead and steal them spam me with votes, like deadass

♢You think he's cute? Wait until he starts talking, then decide if you really think he's cute. ♢

Technoblade, TommyInnit, and WilburSoot grew up, and still are, orphans. Technoblade decided to open an orphanage once he turned 21. He made enough money for it because...

izuku midoriya a boy who most people see as a happy, really smart quirkless boy when in reality he really wants so jump off a building but when he tries it doesn't work...

On that day, humanity remembered... The dread that was a life under their rule, the humiliation, of being caged like birds... There was raised a great noise, the ravens...

I watched Hazbin Hotel and did a lot of reading on these guys, so I figured it'd be fun to make one! Buckle up and get yourselves ready for some demon fun!

(I can't do lemons because I'm a sinning reader, and not a sinning writer...But we'll see!) Anyways, when Sans found out about the existence of Aus, he started finding o...

this story is about the Addams familys oldest daughter Crimson Desmonella Addams she is the oldest daughter of Gomez and Morticia Addams they decide to move out of their...

um... the anime/manga isnt mine we pray to our god, araki ~ enjoy ^^

Chuck Colt, a cowardly and highly neurotic ghost, must find a way to reunite his soul to his newly zombified body before dawn, lest his (un)death becomes permanent. ...

Top Ranking: #17 in darkhumour • • • This is a book full of random 'dark' and offensive jokes I've either found online or came up with myself. WARNING: The jokes in th...

Hello. This wont be a very well written story. Im just making it on the way. I really hope i can get at least 10k reads by the end of the year. Anyways onto the summary...

I still suck at doing descriptions, so I think with the tittle is just enough. Enjoy!

[EDITING] Ivan Trevelyan is one of the most successful business owners in New York. Dark, cold, and fearsome, his employees are forced to put up with his constant mood s...

"What do you want?" She asked. Panicked, backing away. The vampire followed, stepping forward, dangerously close, looking her over. "You." His voice...

This is a fanfiction for Zack x Reader from Angels of Death! You are you and Zack is Zack, Rachel is Rachel, Everyone is everyone, swearing is your habit, life is the wo...