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I make horrible science jokes, but only periodically.
How do you organise a space party? You planet.
What do you call an acid with an attitude? Amino acid.
Buy one proton and one electron and get a neutron free of charge!
Never trust an atom, they make up everything.
I'm not lazy, I'm overflowing with potential energy!
Watt is love? Baby don't Hertz me, don't Hertz me, n-ohm-ore!
They call me DJ enzyme because I'm here to break it down!
He threw sodium chloride at me, that's a salt!
If a plant is sad do the others photosympathise with it?
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