The Jaune Arc Harem (RWBY)

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Okay, let's get something out of the way: this is purely crack-ship material. But I'm here to say something about it anyway, because it's a concept H20FLAME and I have discussed in the past. It's funny how I normally despise the very concept of harems. I hated it in SAO, I hated it in No Game No Life, and blah blah blah. But then there's RWBY.

Now, the concept of a harem in RWBY is a crack idea itself. Nobody is in a relationship with multiple people at once or seemingly interested in doing that. But that doesn't mean shippers don't do it. Here's a concept that's funny, but really horrible when you realize how serious the supporters of it are: Blake Harem. Just... no.

But I think Jaune is the guy who has literally been shipped with EVERYONE in the show. And I crack-ship a harem with him mainly because of two reasons. The first is the fact that this poor child needs all the love he can get. Pyrrha's death really hit him hard and he hasn't really dealt with it in a healthy way. I seriously got Director from Red vs. Blue vibes when I saw Volume 4 Chapter 2. The second... well, as much as I find it kinda cliche how he's shipped with everyone, a majority of those ships are pretty freaking interesting.

Knightshade (Jaune x Blake) was a really popular ship once the show started out, mainly because Miles and Arryn (their voice actors) were actually dating at the time. Lancaster (Jaune x Ruby) has always been a thing since the beginning, but mostly stayed quiet until Volume 4. White Knight (Jaune x Weiss) has  recently popped out of the woodwork, and it's interesting. Even stuff like Dragon Slayer (Jaune x Yang), Topaz (Jaune x Emerald), and Arcine (Jaune x Cinder) are really freaking interesting concepts.

And I can't freaking choose!!! So I just decided to lump them all together in this one part (except maybe Lancaster, which already has its own chapter in this book). Had to get this off my chest. So don't take this too seriously.

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