Aries: Date a boy who laughs at every one of your stupid jokes
Taurus: Date a boy who likes looking at the stars
Gemini: Date a boy with lots of freckles and beauty marks in unique places
Cancer: Date a boy who loves his mom
Leo: Date a boy who fist bumps you after you bang him
Virgo: Date a boy who can't sing very well, but will belt out all the lyrics to his favorite song in an instant
Libra: Date a boy who says "I want to kiss you, is that okay?" and waits for you to give permission
Scorpio: Date a boy who won't stop telling you how much he loves you, and how much you mean to him, when he gets drunk
Sagittarius: Date a boy who will make you playlists of your favorite music
Capricorn: Date a boy who loves history and will engage in a political debate at any moment
Aquarius: Date a boy who ends every call with "don't die"
Pisces: Date a boy who wants to protect you
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Zodiac Signs and Scenarios
RandomI update once every century lol if a chapter title has a '~' at the end, that means I made it myself (and didn't just steal it from tumblr lmao) -please do not take anything in this book too personally. your sign does not define you, and astrology p...
