Aries: You wanna fight everyone and kill them
Taurus: Lol I skip over you guys
Gemini: Two faced bitch
Cancer: Crybaby lol
Leo: You're a self absorbed asshole
Virgo: You're a bitch too
Libra: ??
Scorpio: You're all evil
Sagittarius: All I know is that your sign is hard to spell. Fuck you
Capricorn: I didn't know you existed till now so lol
Aquarius: You're weird af. But not funny weird, like... freaky weird
Pisces: Fish
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Zodiac Signs and Scenarios
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