Aries: I was hoping to get a dab out of that
Taurus: Is this actual footage of George Washington?
Gemini: Where are Danish people from? Danishland?
Cancer: I spelled my own name wrong
Leo: Fine, I'll look up vaginas
Virgo: At least we have memes to dull the pain of life
Libra: Does A.D. stand for After Dinosaurs?
Scorpio: I hate you, that's why you're my friend
Sagittarius: That sounds like an 80 year old having an orgasm
Capricorn: My back hurts from carrying this team
Aquarius: My word count on this paper isn't very high but I certainly am
Pisces: I know how to fraction!
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Zodiac Signs and Scenarios
RandomI update once every century lol if a chapter title has a '~' at the end, that means I made it myself (and didn't just steal it from tumblr lmao) -please do not take anything in this book too personally. your sign does not define you, and astrology p...
