Aries: Hurry up
Taurus: When's dinner?
Gemini: Lol
Cancer: Why would they do that?
Leo: My hair looks great
Virgo: That doesn't look clean
Libra: I'm so tired
Scorpio: Bitch
Sagittarius: That doesn't look too hard
Capricorn: Five second rule is real
Aquarius: I wonder if I'm dreaming
Pisces: That's mean

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Zodiac Signs and Scenarios
RandomI update once every century lol if a chapter title has a '~' at the end, that means I made it myself (and didn't just steal it from tumblr lmao) -please do not take anything in this book too personally. your sign does not define you, and astrology p...