dirkology: WHEN I WAS
dirkology: A YOUNG BOY
dirkology: MY FATHER
carry-on-my-otp: found my mom burning on the celing, so he vouched to find the thing that killed her, and so me and my brother grew up on the road and was taught how to kill monsters
dirkology: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
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catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
such-a-retardis: Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
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amporaedelsteinlovver: The circle of stupidity is complete.
austni6969: what the fuck did you say to me
santa: did you just add 6969 to your url
quirkybrittany: that’s the sex position xD
i’m not even 18 and i know it :)
It’s always a good time at quirkybrittany. Follow her for a peasant and hipster-free blogging experience ♒(★‿★)♒!
nep-eta-leijon: thank you brittany
jardsard: this post is a certified Natural Disaster
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zanetehaiden: Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself
And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.
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thesassycat: I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper
thesassycat: wtf I just made that post
thesassycat: oh wait that is my post
thesassycat: I havent slept in 2 days
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rosaparking: im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me
rnacintosh: it’s better than craving for her to love me back
rosaparking: i dont know what to say im sorry
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plasticbagvevo: never microwave a caprisun
ketchupday: what did you do
plasticbagvevo: i microwaved a caprisun
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nervenkostuem: I've had a near death experience myself. I was dead 3 minutes durring sugery, but i did not see a light, instead I saw a big door in the room. I wantet to open the door but my best friend's voice said repeadly no. He had killed himself 2 years before.
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perchu: my nose is cold
plasticbagvevo: put it in the oven
perchu: ok
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twerkteamofficial: i bet they call each other bae-z and baeyoncé.
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webbabe: a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay
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mightyflower: to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”
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michaxl: why am i not a disney princess
dilclo: because ur a 15 year old boy
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adrians: the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
hotsuburbandad: I prefer to use a bowl
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punchgod: how many things are in the world
grrrlfever: 12
punchgod: thnx
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tylerchokely: I want a guy wearing a snapback to shove a loaded gun up my ass and fuck me with it
tylerchokely: Please stop unfollowing me
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tootsied: No Jesus, don’t take the wheel, you can’t drive
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s-tu: who needs swag when you have class
…ical music
s-tu: I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
arcana21: i need this framed on my wall
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beyoncevevo: i remember in like 3rd grade a kid from my school left school to go on a kid gameshow and he never came back
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impoted-adventure: i just came to say that white ppl remind me of glue sticks
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zackies: be careful washing dishes in the dark
vicfuentesanon: is this fall out boy lyrics
zackies: no
vicfuentesanon: Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”
zackies: just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see
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soulpnks: somtimes when i'm bored i lik to cut off my limbs, pour syrup on the floor, and roll around it, saying 'meep....meep'
wentzilla: you need jesus
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jaclcfrost: [strums guitar] this song is called “bitter over never getting that character’s backstory”
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turnblrbot: *points at mirror* what the hell
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oqk: put 100 kids in a room…. kill 10… only 90 kids will remember this
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*A/N: WHO THE FUCK PUT M E IN CHARGE OF DETERMINING WHAT THE BEST OF TUMBLR IS*
