*A/N: Hey guys so I figured for valentines day that I would make a special velentines themed episode of TBOT because I love you all and you guys are my valentines (shh don't tell my non-exsistant boyfriend)*
~Lauren
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paintsupernatural: Supernatural pick up line: Are you pinned to the celing and on fire? Becuase you're hot.
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howtogetthelaidies: do you live in a corn feild? because I'm stalking you.
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backflippiant: How to turn a boy on:
1. Lean close to him
2. Put your face by his ear
3. Whisper very quietly and slowly
4. “MICHEAL WIZOWSKI. You haven’t turned in your paper work!!!” *don't actually whisper it, more like yell it the way he'll be yelling your name later on that night*
Works every time.
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firepunched: who needs a valentine when you have your right hand
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sinceivebeenloving-you: Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m shit at poetry
We should fuck to Led Zeppelin
mybreathlessuniverse: This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read.
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underthe-corktree: in 9th grade I asked a boy to “be my fall out boyfriend”
he said no
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mystrengthmyfire: I was at the gym and I was going upstairs and 3 guys were on their way down. At the bottom of their stairs as I was passing them the one guy falls over and I’m like “Are you alright?!” Thinking he had a bad knee or something and it gave out. And he responds, “ahh shit…do you have a bandage or something because I just fell for you.”
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fandomsarenotokay: spongebob themed pick up line: I'd love you even if you where so ugly that everyone died.
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gage-now: did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Good.
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falloutayyy: Does anyone wanna be my valentine?
falloutayyy: I will be your valentine
falloutayyy: Wow everyone on this website is getting so smooth
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dutchster: hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings.
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pompadouche: i’m getting 8-12 inches tomorrow
pompadouche: oh and it’s also supposed to snow
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infinateloveformyself: i need to slap myself out of falling in love with people it's hindering my grades.
infinateloveformyself: *slaps self* owwwwwww that hurt :(
i-suck-dick: not as much as it hurt when you fell from heaven
forktotoaster: FUCK
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beuno: will you still snapchat me when I am no longer young and beautiful
helioscentrifuge: no, because when we're older i'll be seeing your face on the pillow next to mine
cyberfucking: I swear to god if this site gets any smoother i'm going to slip and fall on my ass
theathleticsloth: Then I wish I was the floor.
ngbox11: DAMN SON
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this-is-a-fob-blog: girl you're valenfine
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godmuva: You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it
:/
acidwrapper: is that why i miss her so much?
godmuva: Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see yall in church.
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yung-medusa:
valentine’s day
lentine’s day
ntine’s day
e’s day
ay
ayyyy
ayyyyy vodka
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