I maxed out my other rant book, so here I am lookin' for the good bleach to drink.
My rants are lit. My life is shit. Please pass the bleach because I can't reach it.
I'm chill though. I'm open to share a glass of bleach with anyone, let's have a...
I've officially watched one of the best movies of all time
Holy S H I T
Four words, two legendary names:
Kevin Durant & Steve Kerr
I have officially COMPLETED my life
They starred in the same MOVIE
Kevin Durant was one of the main characters along with a high school kid
This is what I exist for
Basically, Brian is a h u g e fam of KD, and he tries to replicate his moves, but he sucks ass at basketball. His dad takes him to a Thunder game, and his seat was chosen to attempt a halfcourt shot during half time.
Brian obviously fails, but gets a ball and when he's walking out, Kevin Durant stops him to sign his basketball.
Brian says "I wish I had your talent" while they're both holding the ball
KD replies, and basically...
Their talents fucking s w i t c h
So for a month, Brian is the star of the team now and can fucking dunk while KD can't even make a shot in a game. Steve Kerris a commentator for the NBA games, and a lot of times they show him giving feedback.
It's just amazing because he's KD's coach now and I'm like "Who would've fucking known that they knew each other well before KD joined the warriors 😭❤️"
They got Brandon T Jackson as Kevin's agent too and I'm screaming
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KD's actual mom appears too and everything about this movie is just beautiful and hilarious
It's free on Netflix btw
Most warrior & KD haters will say this is fake
KD is an angel
Highly recommend the movie, I'll probably watch it at least fifty more times in the next few weeks
