So my parents left for vacation to go to Mexico
They left on Monday
And my cat's keep fucking MEOWING like crazy because they're gone.
Usually my mom always pets them so they're used to sitting on her lap
One of my cats won't stop following me around the house
Just causally
Desperately
Meowing
I've done everything I possibly can
Throw treats around the house for her to chase them
Sleep on a pile of my clothes because she does that
Let her on the roof of the house again
It's like having children
Except children don't go on the roof of the house
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Please pass the Bleach➳Rants 2.0
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