FUUUUUUUUCK.
You had ONE job Falcons.
Y'all won't be celebrities, you'll be celebrimemes for this loss.
They CHOKED in the 2nd half.
After breaking number 21's CANKLES BRUH.
COME ON.
The coach to Matt Ryan:
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For real though.
Y'all HAD A LEAD BRUH.
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I'm not mentally and emotionally ready to check the new featured memes on IFunny about how bad the Falcons choked.
Afterwards when they show Tom Brady's wife celebrating then dropping her huge iPhone that doesn't have a case:
Me: FUCK YOU BRUH I HOPE THAT PHONE SHATTERS WORSE THAN THE FALCONS DREAMS YOU BISH.
Not mentally ready to go to school tomorrow.
Well, it actually might be a snow day because right now it's snowing and for another 24 hours it says 90% snow. BLESS because I need another day off.
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