Is screaming internally: Taurus, Cancer, Libra
Is screaming externally: Aries, Gemini, Leo
Glares at anything available in quiet outrage: Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces
Decides that murder is completely withing reason at this point: Scorpio, Capricorn
Goes into silent hysterics while gazing soullessly into the far distance, absently feeling themselves dissolve into nonexistence: Aquarius

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Zodiac Signs
RandomSo let's get this straight. This book is all about fun and stuff, not REAL horoscopes, okay? Good. Oh yeah and one more thing, some of these are mine and some are not. And always remember, Don't judge a book by its cover! OwO