Aries: Breaking someone's nose.
Taurus: Ordered dozens of pizza on the principal's credit card.
Gemini: Changed their grades on the teacher's computer.
Cancer: Called the teacher a stupid cunt.
Leo: Got caught watching hematite in class.
Virgo: Hacked the school wifi and disabled firewalls.
Libra: Snuck vodka into a water bottle, threw up during the class.
Scorpio: Stalking a cute teacher outside of school.
Sagittarius: Brought their cat to school and it scratched someone.
Capricorn: Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall.
Aquarius: Threatened someone with a pair of scissors.
Pisces: Pulled the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn't study for.
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Zodiac Signs
RandomSo let's get this straight. This book is all about fun and stuff, not REAL horoscopes, okay? Good. Oh yeah and one more thing, some of these are mine and some are not. And always remember, Don't judge a book by its cover! OwO
