Aries: *burns dinner*
Taurus: Never stops swearing
Gemini: Forces their kids to do Martial Arts
Cancer: The Cool Parent
Leo: *forgets the kids at the park*
Virgo: Forces the kids to do their homework
Libra: "Leave each other alone and fuck off I'm tired."
Scorpio: Buys the best food
Sagittarius: Annoys the kids with facts
Capricorn: Forces their kids to have their grades high
Aquarius: Gets a house with a pool but never uses it
Pisces: Kinda scared of their kids
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Zodiac Signs
De TodoSo let's get this straight. This book is all about fun and stuff, not REAL horoscopes, okay? Good. Oh yeah and one more thing, some of these are mine and some are not. And always remember, Don't judge a book by its cover! OwO
