Aries: MUST PLAY. PLAY NOW OWNER. PLAY WITH ME. PLAY. PLAY. PLAY WITH ME. MUST PLAY. PLAY MUST.
Taurus: TREAT? TREAT?? TREAT??? TREAT!!! GIVE ME THE TREAT. T R E A T T T T~
Gemini: Hooman u are so kind to pet me u are my bes- BRB MUST GET THAT RUNNING THING.
Cancer: PET ME OWNER. PET ME. PET. ME PET. PET NOW PLS. PET.
Leo: TAIL TAIL TAIL. MUST GET TAIL. TAIL TAIL TAIL
Virgo: PARK YAY OWNER SAID PARK PARK PARK YAYY!!! Wait this is a vet. OWNER NOOOO.
Libra: FOOD?FOOD I SMELL. FOOD. WHERE FOOD.
Scorpio: MUST HUMP EVERYTHING. HUMP HUMP HUMP.
Sagittarius: BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL
Capricorn: TUG TUG TUG. I DON'T EVEN WANT THE TOY. I'LL JUST RIP IT IN HALF. TUG TUG TUG. MUST WIN.
Aquarius: FRIEND DOG! DOG FRIEND! PLAY LET ME SNIFF YOUR BUTT. DOG!! FRIEND!!! PLAY FRIEND.
Pisces: MUST NAP. NAP MUST.
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Zodiac Signs
RandomSo let's get this straight. This book is all about fun and stuff, not REAL horoscopes, okay? Good. Oh yeah and one more thing, some of these are mine and some are not. And always remember, Don't judge a book by its cover! OwO
