The Guardian~Magnus Bane Love Story

Falsely Accused

"Ma'am please put your hands above your head," the officer said. I stared at them over my Burger King whopper.

"What's this about?" I asked.

"Just do as asked ma'am."

"Alright." I stood up and jumped over the booth making a run for the door and humming the James Bond theme song.

I made it out the door before I was tackled and slammed against the police car.

"Resisting arrest, there's another accusation."

"I have a good explanation.
I swear. I saw a cat stuck in the tree and I had to help this poor creature out," I tried but quickly realized they weren't falling for it. "Oh, fine. You can cuff my hands. You can take away my whopper, but you'll never take my freedom!"

"Actually we can," the officer said. "Oh right....can I at least finish my whopper?"

"I have never seen that picture in my entire life," I said staring at the picture. "I mean come on. I'm way prettier that that." The detective rolled his eyes. I have been in the questioning room for about two hours. They were accusing me of robbery and murder.

"We know your boyfriend, Mr. Magnus Bane has been hanging around and been intimate with a big time drug lord." I looked at him for a long moment in disbelief. I then burst out laughing.

"You're funny! Magnus with someone else, haha," I smiled, wiping a tear away. I then saw the serious look on his face.

"Do tell me who this drug lord is?"

"Dominick Andrew," the detective said. I nodded slowly. Well add teepeeing his house to my to do list.

"Look we know you did it, so just confess and make it easier on yourself."

"I didn't kill the girl and I didn't rob anyone! All I'm guilty of is abandoning my whopper!" The door opened and in stepped another officer.

"Her alibi checks out," he said in a low voice. The detective looked at me in a suspicious way.

"Very well....we're sorry for the misunderstanding," he said as if it greatly pained him to say it. I huffed. "You better buy me a whopper after this." So they uncuffed me and I walked outside to see Magnus standing there.

"Well if it isn't mister glitter himself. Does Dominick know your here?" Magnus's eyes widened and I nodded.

"That's right, I know everything. It's my fault for trusting you. How dare you!" I ran forward and punched him. He stumbled back, clutching his bleeding lip.

"Alice, my dear. Calm down. I can explain!"

"I'm sure you can. In fact why don't we go to Dominick's house so I can have a chat with him, huh?"

"He's a childhood friend!" That made me pause.

"Come again?" I asked.

"He is a childhood friend. He needed my help. He was getting in deep and needed a way out. I gave him one." He sighed. "I would never cheat on you. I love you too much." I stared at him.

"Alright. I'm trusting you. But someone still owes me a darn whopper."