Drunk Texts PART 2

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This time the roles are reversed.

Tony-

You: Babbbbbbee were ru?

Tony- I'm in the lab.

Tony- Have you been drinking?

You- Meybe

You- come upstir I have sonthibg 2 shor uu;) ;);)

Tony- I'll be right up;)

Steve- (If he could get drunk)

Steve- Byby

You- Byby?

Steve- babe

You- Yes?

Steve- ur suu cute

You- Have you fbeen drinking?

Steve- yers ma'm

Bruce-

Bruce- do u know wht q +t equils?

You- Um no

Bruce- it qt = cutie which y er

Thor-

You- Babe I wernt 2 fondueee <3

Thor- What is this fondue you speak of?

You- ask Capsicle

Natasha-

You- Where are you?

Natasha- i duno?

You- What?

Natasha- what?

Clint-

You- Katnis!

Clint- Don't call me that please.

You- Bt baaabbbeee

Clint- But sweetheaaaart

Loki-

You- mewling quim

Loki- Not this again.  -_-

You- Fer me bish I'm fab

Loki- No

You- Ya

Loki- No

Bucky-

You- 🙃😘🤗😎😌😆🤗

Bucky- What does that mean

You- 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Bucky- I don't like the looks of that.

You- Good

Bucky- And she speaks!

Pietro-

You- Fuk

Pietro- What's wrong?

You- I went 2 do tht

Pietro- want to do what babe?

You- fuck

Pietro- okay!

Wanda

Wanda- I uv uuuuu

You- What?

Wanda- Wat?

You- What?

Wanda- Wanda

You- Y/N

Wanda- Thrs my gfs name!

You- I know.

Wanda- Hiw????

You- Because I'm your girlfriend

Wanda- Thts so cool!!!!

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